π California Sunshine Chronicles | Bestie Reunion in LA
"Day 427 of long-distance friendship" My phone's memories hit me with last year's tearful goodbye photos While today we're: β’ Screaming-laughing through 14 months of backlogged gossip in Malibu waves β’ Recreating our 2019 pose (but with better eyebrows now) Modern BFF Authentication 𧴠The "oops I squeezed too much sunscreen" hand grab π Irvine permanently pinned in my weather app (like she's my personal meteorologist) π² Our traditional 30-min Ktown debate: "But the army stew has SPAM!" πΈ Fake-stranger performance art while haggling at Melrose Place boutiques Core Memories Unlocked πΈ Her accidental 37-frame blink sequence in my camera roll π¨ Beverly Hills staff offering us "twin discount" (we're not even same ethnicity) π 3AM In-N-Out therapy: "Remember when your ex thought NFTs were a good investment?" #FakeFriendsRealSoulmates #LABFFManual
