Mallorca | The Truth About This Viral Restaurant​​

​​📍 Restaurante La Gran Tortuga​​ ​​⚠️ Brutally Honest Review:​​ I showed up without a reservation... and didn't even get to eat 😭 The entrance was ​​swarmed with influencers​​ taking 30-minute photoshoots in prime seating areas. If you're going purely for the 'gram, brace yourself for: 📸 ​​The Photo Frenzy​​ The iconic seashell archway is ​​permanently occupied​​ by girls in flowy dresses Staff told me some "guests" order one drink and shoot for 2+ hours Sunset time? Forget it – it's like paparazzi season 🍽️ ​​What We Missed (But Researched)​​ Their famous dishes according to locals: ▪️ ​​"Turtle Shell" Seafood Paella​​ (served in actual shell) ▪️ ​​Dragon Fruit Mojitos​​ with edible glitter ▪️ ​​Cotton Candy Dessert Clouds​​ that "rain" chocolate 💡 ​​Pro Tips If You Must Go​​ ​​Book 3+ weeks ahead​​ (even for weekdays) ​​Arrive at 3:30pm​​ - the lull between lunch and dinner crowds ​​Dress code​​: Pastels or white get priority seating (yes, really) 🌴 ​​Alternative Recommendation​​ Try ​​Ca's Patró March​​ (10min drive away) for: ✅ Same ocean views ✅ Better food ✅ Zero influencer drama #MallorcaProblems #InfluencerAlert #SpainTravel