Ocean Prime - Boston's Glossy Seafood Power Lunch Spot 🦞💼
When corporate cards need flexing, this Back Bay seafood tower delivers competent lobster, adequate crab cakes, and martinis so cold they almost distract from the prices. ✨ Why It’s a Business Darling ✨ • Raw bar: Safe, fresh, zero surprises 🦪 • Lobster bisque: Creamy enough to justify $18 🥣 • Happy hour: Half-price oysters (the real hack) 🕔 🍽️ Menu Truths: 🔥 Safe Bets: • Crab cakes: Minimal filler (but not Maryland-level) 🦀 • Filet mignon: Reliable as your accountant 🥩 😐 Skip Unless...: • "Market price" specials: Your wallet will cry 💸 • Truffle mac: $22 for basic elbows 🧀 🍸 Liquid Assets: • Espresso martini: Silky and tax-deductible ☕ • Wine list: California-heavy (ask for actual sommelier) 🍷 ⚠️ Reality Checks: • Dress code: Blazers > hoodies (but they’ll loan you one) 👔 • Portions: Designed for expense accounts (read: small) 📊 • Views: Back Bay people-watching = free entertainment 👀 📸 Photo Ops: 1. Seafood tower: For the ‘gram (not flavor) 📱 2. Martini close-up: Frosted glass perfection ❄️ 3. Steak knife pose: Almost looks worth $58 🔪 #OceanPrime #BostonSeafood #PowerLunch #HappyHourHacks #CorporateDining #SafeBets #LobsterLovers #BackBayEats #NoSurprises #TinyPortions