Kung Fu Asian Kitchen — Restaurant in Adelaide

Hadn't had a great experience in the past here, however being such a long time ago I thought I'd give them another try tonight. What a bad idea that was!

I was already concerned when the lady answered the business phone with a very short and sharp 'Hi ' resulting in me questioning if I had dialled the correct number or not.. LUCKILY FOR ME 🙄 I had indeed called through to the kitchen.

Look, red flags could have been whacking me across the head at this point, but we were hungry and this was conveniently close.

I was thinking to myself the only thing left to go wrong is the food wasn't a good enough standard.... Boyyyyy was I wrong! I walked in to pick up my food and stood in front of the counter for maybe 2-3 minutes all while feeling slightly awkward as neither of the two staff were aware they had a customer in their shop... I think perhaps the lady behind the counter may need to be reminded that it's not a good look to be standing at front of shop texting or scrolling through your phone and paying no attention to the more important things...

Mmmmmm.... oh yeah I guess I should try to rate the food too. The meat dish had an unpleasant sour smell and looked absolutely nothing like what it should have ( the taste was no better unfortunately) and the special fried rice was so over cooked and almost clumped or mushed together it could've been mistaken for a really bad batch of cous cous if you squint really hard ( that's a compliment to the rice )

There was not 1 part throughout the entire process that I can say I enjoyed...

10/10 would not...

If i could give this a zero I would. Our rubbish bin (filled with cat litter btw) smells better than this horrible food. The satay chicken was absolutely disgusting unless you want onion soup, it had no peanut??? isn't it called satay for a reason?? The honey chicken had no honey and the lemon chicken had lemon sauce but really it wasn't sauce it was a bit of lemon squeezed into a container. The fried rice was obviously very cheap because it had one prawn stuck on the top to make it look like they were expensive. Honestly this was actually disgusting and i don't see how anyone could like anything other than the prawn crackers which i can't see how that could possibly go wrong because all u have to do is fry them. Our 5 cats didn't even want to eat any of it and one of our cats eats fairy floss (not purposefully she sticks her hand in it and eats it)so um that explains it pretty well. Honestly if u like moldy onion soup u can order here but that was horrible. Also all the photos are obviously not theirs because they are not the...

One Star is actually a complement to to the worst food I’ve ever been served. We had plum pork with batter and let’s just say the batter and plum sauce was the only thing in the dish. No pork to be seen. Actually disgraceful. Moving on. The next dish on the disgraceful menu was satay beef full of veggies with 6 tiny bits of meat which I swear looked nothing like beef and was so pink it was inedible. The sauce had no taste of satay in it I don’t even know what flavour it was. The next dish was honey chicken with batter and much like the first dish there was no chicken to be found. It was all batter and honey sauce.

Upon ringing up the restaurant and asking for a refund I was told by the lovely man that he makes no money off menu log and they take 30% of his profits so that’s why he can’t give me a refund. He told me to contact Menulog for refund and that he didn’t care the food was bad because Menulog rip him off.

Congratulations on the worst food I’ve ever been served. The place needs to...