Domino's Pizza Corio — Restaurant in Victoria

There was a time, maybe about 5 years ago when Domino's was awesome, and great value. You would get big juicy pizzas full of flavour for a reasonable price.

I guess hings changed as ofa few years ago since they cornered the market and no longer need to actually be any good because there is no competition, and last week I made the mistake of being too lazy to make dinner, so I got pizza for the wife and I.

The majority of the pizzas in any deal have a premium charge, so we paid 30 bucks for two tiny pizzas. Even the Spicy Veg Trio (which used to be a $5 pizza) had a $2 addition. I got an impossible burger, which was an extra $4. Dairy free cheese was going to be an extra $3 so I ordered it without because I can put 20 cents of cheese on myself.

But it was also missing the onion and the tomato. Domino's used to have good vegetarian options when they started plant based, now they all varying versions of impossible meatballs. The pizza was tiny, I asked for a deep pan... And either they don't do deep pan the same anymore, or they... Got. My order wrong.

Half the pizza had nothing on it.

My wife got a Godfather, which was an extra $2 on top of the deal. She showed. Me one piece - after she picked off twice pieces of sausage to give to the baby... There was not a single topping on that slice.

Domino's is over priced. Often orders are wrong. They have barely any topping on them. The pizzas are tiny.

I am never buying Domino's again. I encourage everyone else out there to...

The Domino’s branch in Corio offers a reliable and convenient pizza experience, especially for those in the local area looking for a quick meal option. The branch is located in a busy part of Corio, making it easily accessible for both takeout and delivery.

Service at this branch is generally prompt, with orders often ready on time. The staff are polite and efficient, handling both in-store and online orders smoothly. One of the highlights is the ease of online ordering through the Domino’s app, which provides a seamless way to customize pizzas and track delivery.

The pizza quality is consistent with Domino’s standards. The crust is crisp, toppings are fresh, and there’s a decent selection of options, from classic pizzas to premium varieties. While it’s not gourmet pizza, it’s dependable for a fast-food option, and the value for money is good, particularly when using their frequent deals and promotions.

However, during peak hours, such as Friday and Saturday evenings, wait times can sometimes be longer than expected, and delivery may take a bit longer. Overall, Domino’s Corio delivers a solid, no-frills pizza experience with good customer service and a reliable product for fast-food...

It's still absurdly wild to me that when I read an "article" online now it has comments from the web like

"This is the craziest thing I've ever seen, truly the GOAT of goats" said one Twitter user

THEY DON'T EVEN REFERENCE THE QUOTE THEY JUST SAY "TWITTER USER" HAHAHAHA

Journalism has fallen and by the gods I'm gonna kick it whilst it's down.

In recent reviews one Google user said...

"Dominos Corio is back open and its better then ever." 5/5 stars ⭐

Another commented

"Pizza is okay. Crust is good but pepperoni is too crispy for my liking." 3/5 stars ⭐

What? How can pepperoni be too crispy? My pizza was too flat and circular. I bet they think 9/11 was an inside job (building 7, look it up) anyway here's another...

"I recieved nothing

No stars from me!!" 0/5 stars ⭐

Say less Deborah.

Well you heard it here first folks, nothing matters and everybody dies, so may as well talk about it on here, cheaper than therapy and easier than getting out of bed to find out who keeps knocking over your pot plants, see photos below for further...