I walked into Starbucks with hope. Not high hopesโjust the normal, reasonable kind. The kind that says, โYouโve had this drink before, and it didnโt ruin your day.โ I ordered a Flat White. Simple. Classic. Canโt go wrong, right? Wrong. It arrived looking like it had given up halfway through being coffee. The foam was flatโironicโand the taste? If bitterness and boredom had a baby, it would be this drink.
The espresso shot clearly had a rough morning and took it out on me. It was sour in a way that made me question whether the beans had been stored in someoneโs gym bag. The milk was either overheated or deeply offended by being included at all, because it added nothingโno texture, no creaminess, just a weird aftertaste that lingered like a bad memory. I tried to fix it with a little sugar, but that only made it taste like sweet regret.
I took it to go, thinking maybe it would grow on me during the walk. It didnโt. If anything, it got more bitter, like it was mad I didnโt throw it away sooner. By the time I got home, I was emotionally and spiritually tired. Not from the caffeineโbecause there was none of that joy in this cupโbut from the betrayal.
At this point, I wouldnโt be surprised if this drink shows up in my dreams to ask me why I wasted my time. Jokeโs on you, Flat WhiteโI already ask...
ย ย ย Read moreUnfriendly staff seemingly determined to discourage customers. Our flight was delayed at 3:30 PM on a Saturday, leaving us as the only passengers in what appeared to be an otherwise empty terminal or section of the terminal. Armed with meal vouchers provided by the airline, we attempted to visit several restaurants and cafes. At each one โ this location included โ we were met with the same dismissive response: โWe canโt heat anything; the oven is turned off.โ
Dozens, if not hundreds, of stranded passengers shuffled from one food spot to the next, only to encounter the same sour expressions, lackluster service, and excuses from employees explaining why we shouldnโt bother ordering certain items.
Youโd think that individuals working in entry-level positions, roles most of us held as teenagers or young adults, might feel fortunate to have steady employment. But apparently, this is the culture that entitlement societies breed.
We were forced to choose a slightly less bad option after the employees here nearly ran us out by telling us every option was either still thawing or couldnโt be heated or โweโre closing in 5 minutesโ, etc....
ย ย ย Read morebruh they got my order wrong. I asked for a cool like refresher the dude made me a berry one and it was a mistake on the cashiers but then they told me to just take it and theyโd make me a new one. Then as i waited the dude that makes the drinks looked confused but then the cashier told him i guess and then he made it but he looked mad and then the girl with 6 braids started yelling and looking right at me and the cashier looking at me and i knew she was mad at me but like girl what the hell this ainโt my fault ๐ญ and then i went back cause i wanted ti get cup holders but then the guy making the drinks ig was pissed so he didnโt wanna help me and told the cashier to ask me what was wrong like bro chill. literally so weird like what the hell . the dude making the drinks was bald and had a...
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