Malongo Anse Vata — Restaurant in Noumea

Went here twice and unfortunately this review is because of the second time. Terrible service and terrible food. I can’t believe the pathetic ham and cheese toastie is called a Croque Monsieur. Really really poor. We were pretty much thrown our food and there was no charm when we paid. The ham, cheese and mushroom tart was inedible. Coffee ok. But milk tasted off. The cappuccino I had yesterday was so weak and hardly tasted like coffee. Disappointed to give this place our money. We only went back because the service was good yesterday…huge shout out to the guy who single handedly did all the orders and serving on a Public Holiday (and with the best manner!) and the beautiful lady with sparkly eyeshadow from the shop next door who...

food was alright but pricey, service seemed good at first, asked for water while ordering then asked again after the food had arrived. after the second time asking the waiter basically started ignoring our table and serving water to every other table but us. my partner went to the front to ask for water and they said they had no more and so he paid for $10 sparkling water. but when he was paying i watched them hand 2 water jugs to the next customer who went up to ask! the waiter continued to ignore our table even as we sat there for a while with finished plates. just felt super irregular and ruined my...

Came here for breakfast twice during our stay- first time it was excellent second time not quite so good. Another of this came down to service - first time we had a lovely young gentleman serving us who was super friendly and helpful the second time he didn't appear to be working and the lady serving us was less friendly and helpful. Food was good - we tried the bakers basket, the fruit pancakes and the sides of bacon and sausages - all good. Coffee was lovely the best we have had in NC. Would...