STEGNA GORGONA FISH TAVERNA — Restaurant in Municipality of Rhodes

We dropped in for dinner, ordered Tuna carpaccio, fish cevice, garlic bread, poato chips and a greek salad. The tuna carpaccio was tasteless, dry, with a bit of dry purple cale (???) on top, we were not even sure if it was Tuna, strange looking, strange tasting. The fish cevice had zero to do with cevice, it came in a bowl, undefinable pieces of i don’t know what swimming in a sour liquid, really strange interpretation of cevice. The salad was ok, but not more than that. Im not sure how someone can fail in making tasty garlic bread, but they perfectly managed. The potatos were fine. After complaining about the carpaccio and cevice, the manager of the place tried to convince us that very important people are dining in his restaurant and nobody ever complained.. Ok, and? What does it even mean ‘very important people’? regular people are not very important guest? regular poeople have no taste? also, how does he know who i am? anyway, that i guess is another subject ;) All in all, ok service, ok atmosphere, bad quality food. Disapointing. At least they took the carpaccio and cevice...

I do not remember when was the last time we had such untastefull food in Greece. Greek salad was served with aubergines which were not good. But salad was the top dish of the day. Dolmadakia was dry and hard like a painter's paper. Swordfish on grill was just that. On grill. Where are the spices? Served with dry rice and a few vegetables from freezer. Fish was served with non eatable sauce that tasted like lemon on steroids. Yuck. My son had pastitio. This was the first time in Greece ever that he couldn't eat it all. It was so dry that every piece just felt apart like dry sand. Smoothie also tasted of unripe pineapple. The dessert was on the house. Watermellon was the best thing to eat. Grapes were missing half of the fruit and when we tasted them we knew why. So untasty grapes in Greece are hard to find. This was also the most expensive dinner we have had this year. I can not see why most of the reviewers are so thrilled...

First things first, you will have a beautiful view. Be prepared to take action and catch your fish yourself, otherwise you will have to wait - for a long time. After one hour wait, we finally got our food. Don’t expect big portions. On the menu, you will see a little hint that your fish is served with baked potatoes and vegetables. Be prepared, actually, the plural „s“ is misleading cause man, you will be left alone with half a potatoe and a baby hand full of vegetables. It’s basically nothing. At the end, even the waitress will feel sorry for you. The biggest portion you will get is the icecream on the house. Feel free to take some freebie’s so it all can be worth your time and money a bit more. Last but not least, we have to admit that they care for symmetry: not just your stomach will be empty, but your...