Bite Me? More like "Bite Me Not!"
We decided to try "Bite Me" for a casual meal, but little did we know we were in for an unintentional comedy show.
First up were the peri peri fries, which were, ironically, "peri peri-less." Not a single sprinkle of seasoning in sight. Just plain, sad fries wondering what went wrong in their lives.
Next came the "Bite Me Special Pizza." Special, indeed—it was a masterclass in blandness! The toppings included raw cottage cheese (yes, RAW!), but no sign of the mushrooms or other promised toppings. Guess they went on vacation?
Now, the pièce de résistance—the stuffed garlic cheese bread. Brace yourself. Turns out, they just took a regular pizza dough, folded it in half, stuffed it with cheese sauce and corn, and called it garlic bread. Imagine a thick, overcooked, doughy monstrosity that was more of a workout than a treat. It wasn’t garlic bread—it was a pizza dough's awkward cousin trying to fit in.
The pizza dough itself wasn’t fresh either—straight out of a market package. They might have thought we wouldn’t notice, but hey, we have taste buds.
To top it all off, the coffee was about as exciting as hot water mixed with instant coffee powder and milk powder. Bland and lifeless.
It’s shocking because this restaurant has a huge advantage—no competition in the area. Yet they’re somehow managing to mess it up. Guys, step up your game! You're the only option here; at least pretend to care about quality. Overall, "Bite Me" left us with a bitter aftertaste. Until they get their act together, I’d say: Save your money and...
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