Restaurant Chez Jolo — Restaurant in caïdat de Tamri

I have NEVER experienced such an appalling restaurant visit in my life as I did at Chez Jolo. Where do I even begin?

Firstly, the customer service was beyond horrible. The waiters acted like they were doing us a favor by even acknowledging our presence, and when they finally did, they seemed annoyed by the fact we wanted to order. Nonchalant doesn’t even cover it—they were practically allergic to serving customers!

Now, onto the food—or should I say the insult that was served. We ordered hot drinks, and they arrived lukewarm at best, tasteless, and poorly made. To add insult to injury, the prices for this pathetic excuse of a drink were absurd! You could practically see the prices going up the longer you sat there, a real-life robbery.

The cleanliness of the place? Nonexistent. I mean, green flies all over the bread! Yes, you read that right. The hygiene standards were so low that it felt like we were dining in a dumpster. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw those giant flies buzzing around the bread. How can a restaurant in this day and age be so filthy?

To top it all off, the entire establishment reeked of indifference. The staff could not care less about the customers, the food, or the cleanliness. It was as if they were deliberately trying to drive people away. Trust me when I say, you do not want to waste your time, money, or appetite at this disaster of a restaurant.

If you’re ever in the area and thinking of eating here, run the other way! Chez Jolo is nothing but a massive disappointment wrapped in a façade of being a restaurant. Avoid...

An absolutely horrendous dining experience! This restaurant is the epitome of scamming customers. I came expecting to pay a reasonable price for a decent meal, but instead, I found myself shelling out an absurd amount for food that was beyond terrible. The prices here are outrageously inflated, making you feel like you've been robbed before you even take your first bite. But it doesn't stop there. The food they served was nothing short of disgusting. I found part of a cockroach in my dish! Yes, a cockroach! I was utterly revolted and in disbelief. How can a place that claims to be a restaurant serve food with such filth? It's clear that hygiene is not a priority here, making this place not only unfit to eat at but a real health hazard. The service was abysmal as well. The staff treated customers with such indifference, as if you were bothering them by simply asking for something. The lack of care starts with the cold welcome at the door, the complete disregard while you're seated, and the slow, apathetic service when your food finally arrives. It's obvious that the management here only cares about squeezing every penny out of customers without any regard for their dignity. In short, this place is the height of fraud and deception. If you're thinking about eating here, I strongly warn you: stay away! Not only will you lose your money, but you'll also be risking your health and your dignity. I cannot stress enough how important it is to avoid this restaurant at all costs. I've been scammed, and I hope no one else falls into...

If you’ve ever wondered what it's like to dine with a fantastic view and a cloud of fish fumes, this is the place for you! Nestled right next to the fisherman slipway, where the scent of gone-off fish heads hits you before you even sit down. It's like a spa for your sinuses—if your spa specialized in eau de smelly fish.

You’ll never dine alone here, thanks to the extremely large quantity of multicoloured flies. These little guys are the real VIPs, buzzing straight from the slipway to your plate, eager to sample everything before you do.

The bathroom experience is minimalist. No toilet paper, no lights... just you, your sense of adventure, and a dark room where you can reflect on life’s choices.

As for the food, the fish was basic, but surprisingly tasty! And hey, no food poisoning yet! (Check back in 24 hours...