Chilli Halal Restaurante — Restaurant in Faro

I really don’t like leaving bad reviews, but this one was just ridiculous. I paid €14 for a pizza that was clearly frozen from a supermarket. I’ve had the same one from Aldi before, so I recognised it straight away. No effort at all. They just heated it up and served it as if it was something special.

What made it worse is the place is labelled as halal, but they serve alcohol. That doesn’t sit right with me. If you’re going to promote yourself that way, at least be clear and consistent.

The photos on Google looked nothing like what I actually got. They show fresh, nicely prepared food, but what I saw was the complete opposite. Cold atmosphere, basic food, and zero care in how it was presented.

I wish I’d taken a photo, but honestly I was just in shock. Definitely wouldn’t go back. You’re better off grabbing your own frozen pizza and eating it at home. At least then you’ll know...

I was charged €14 for what was literally a frozen Aldi pizza. No exaggeration. I recognized it immediately — same texture, same cheap taste, same everything. They didn’t even bother to dress it up. Just heated it, tossed it on a plate, and served it like it was some kind of gourmet dish. €14 for something that costs maybe €2 at Aldi? That’s not just bad — it’s borderline insulting.

The pictures on Google Maps are a complete scam. They show fresh, beautifully made food — nothing like what’s actually served. The reality? Cold atmosphere, low-effort food, and zero care in presentation or quality.

I wish I had taken pictures to prove it, but honestly I was so stunned by the audacity that I didn’t even think to pull out my phone.

This place is a total ripoff. I wouldn’t come back if they paid me. Save your money — go buy your own frozen pizza and save yourself the...

En el vibrante universo de los kebabs, donde la carne gira más rápido que las decisiones de un adolescente en una tienda de videojuegos, encontré mi propia epopeya culinaria en un rincón modesto pero lleno de sabor.

Desde el momento en que atravesé la puerta de “Chilli Halal Restaurante” supe que estaba a punto de embarcarme en un viaje sin retorno. El aroma embriagador de especias exóticas se entrelazaba con el bullicio de clientes hambrientos, creando una sinfonía de tentación irresistible.

Mi primer bocado fue como un rayo de luz celestial iluminando mi paladar. La textura perfectamente crujiente del pan pita se fusionaba con la jugosidad de la carne, transportándome a un estado de felicidad gastronómica. Sí, amigos míos, este kebab no solo era bueno, ¡era de otro planeta!

Pero lo que realmente selló el trato fue la relación calidad-precio. Por el módico precio de cinco euros, obtuve un banquete digno de los dioses del Olimpo. ¿La carne? Podría ser de perro, gato, pollo o vaca, ¡pero quién demonios se preocupa cuando es tan deliciosa y accesible!

Y hablemos de los funcionarios. No eran solo empleados, eran magos de la atención al cliente. Con una sonrisa en el rostro y una habilidad sobrenatural para recordar pedidos complicados, convirtieron mi experiencia en algo más que una simple comida rápida. Fueron los guardianes de mi satisfacción kebabesca.

En resumen, si alguna vez te encuentras en busca de una experiencia gastronómica que despierte tus sentidos y ponga una sonrisa en tu rostro, corre hacia “Chilli Halal Restaurante” Tu paladar te lo agradecerá y tu bolsillo también. ¡Viva...