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Bertram's Café — Restaurant in England

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Bertram's Café
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KFC Uxbridge - Oxford Road
96 Oxford Rd, Denham, Uxbridge UB9 4DW, United Kingdom
McDonald's
37 Oxford Rd, Denham, Uxbridge UB9 4DA, United Kingdom
Swan & Bottle
Oxford Rd, Uxbridge UB8 1LZ, United Kingdom
Bite Sandwich Bar
14 Oxford Rd, Denham, Uxbridge UB9 4DQ, United Kingdom
The Crown & Treaty
90 Oxford Rd, Uxbridge UB8 1LU, United Kingdom
Royal Spice
112 High St, Uxbridge UB8 1JA, United Kingdom
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Bertram's Café
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Bertram's Café

95 Oxford Rd, Denham, Uxbridge UB9 4DE, United Kingdom
4.3(145)
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Phone
+44 1895 233844
Website
smithsgardencentre.co.uk
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Fri9 AM - 4 PMClosed

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Nearby restaurants of Bertram's Café

KFC Uxbridge - Oxford Road

McDonald's

Swan & Bottle

Bite Sandwich Bar

The Crown & Treaty

Royal Spice

KFC Uxbridge - Oxford Road

KFC Uxbridge - Oxford Road

3.7

(806)

Open until 12:00 AM
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McDonald's

McDonald's

3.7

(1.3K)

Open until 12:00 AM
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Swan & Bottle

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4.9

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Sandy MiddlemasSandy Middlemas
Cafe at Smiths Garden Centre. Serving light snacks and drinks. After a disappointing slim down after Covid, we have not been to Bertram's for some time. However, on our recent visit, it was very much improved. Food offering much improved and seating extended. Going by the popularity we saw, it looks like others feel it worth a visit. Very busy over the lunch period when we visited and most seating taken. However we were happy with our food and drink. Inside and outside seating available, and toilets too. There is plenty of parking available at this Smith's Garden Centre.
Trisha ByrneTrisha Byrne
Love this cafe. Have been going here for years and years and it’s always been great, it’s been redecorated more recently and it’s so nice feels very upmarket. The food is gorgeous and the portion sizes are good, the menu is great, their pastries are so nice they do take away. Outdoor seating are is lovely when the sun is shining. The team are all really friendly and chatty. It’s very clean. Very busy spot so can sometimes be difficult to get a table. Highly recommend this posh cafe
MimidlMimidl
Visited Bertram’s today with my friend for a light lunch. We both had tea and the most delicious Polish apple cake and custard. The garden centre is lovely but I’d visit again just for the pie!
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Cafe at Smiths Garden Centre. Serving light snacks and drinks. After a disappointing slim down after Covid, we have not been to Bertram's for some time. However, on our recent visit, it was very much improved. Food offering much improved and seating extended. Going by the popularity we saw, it looks like others feel it worth a visit. Very busy over the lunch period when we visited and most seating taken. However we were happy with our food and drink. Inside and outside seating available, and toilets too. There is plenty of parking available at this Smith's Garden Centre.
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Love this cafe. Have been going here for years and years and it’s always been great, it’s been redecorated more recently and it’s so nice feels very upmarket. The food is gorgeous and the portion sizes are good, the menu is great, their pastries are so nice they do take away. Outdoor seating are is lovely when the sun is shining. The team are all really friendly and chatty. It’s very clean. Very busy spot so can sometimes be difficult to get a table. Highly recommend this posh cafe
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Visited Bertram’s today with my friend for a light lunch. We both had tea and the most delicious Polish apple cake and custard. The garden centre is lovely but I’d visit again just for the pie!
Mimidl

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Reviews of Bertram's Café

4.3
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1.0
1y

We decided to have breakfast on Father’s Day in the cafe nearest to our home. Our first visit there and we have been waiting OVER AN HOUR for our breakfast. We arrived at 10.10 and spend in the queue 15 min due to the fact that customers are waiting for the drinks to be put on their trays for them. Then long, over an hour ,wait for food. It is sad that this happened. One of the staff came to us saying’ I don’t know what happened’ and offered a complimentary drink. When food arrived staff did not say sorry for long wait, the staff did not offered cutlery or sauces etc. We still had to get it ourselves. It was a long and tiring morning as we are a family of 5 with baby and toddler. Our order was simple 3 full English breakfast. The food was of good quality. We particularly enjoyed the sausages. It is hard to appreciate a meal after such a long wait. Once we left , there was no one to say Good Bye, thank you from coming. No one asked is the food ok while we had our meal either. We left and we won’t...

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2.0
6y

Service was ok, lady behind the counter was nice, My friend had a salmon and cream cheese sandwich which was very roughly made, the cream cheese was literally plonked in the middle of the bread, and it was falling apart, really unimpressed especially for the price, I asked for a " half heat" latte as I had had a tooth out and it was still really hot, although the guy did offer to put cold milk in it for me, but I just waited for it to cool down, I had a cream tea but had to cut it into tiny pieces, it was ok, just average, nothing to shout about, I can't say I'd recommend it sadly, or go back, which is a shame as it was quite busy, so I'd like to think it was...

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2.0
1y

My elderly parents like to go to Bertram's for lunch a couple of times a week, but the availability of food is ridiculous. Unless they are there by 1pm at the latest, there are literally no sandwiches or rolls left, or barely any to choose from. This cafe is very, very popular, yet clearly the food stock is lacking, or they just make a certain number of rolls and then you are left with nothing if you come too late. How can 1pm be too late for lunch?? Really stupid way to run a business as they are doing themselves out of trade. A deep shame as the overall food quality and service is good in nice...

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