Isis Farmhouse
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PHOENIX TO THE ASHES DRIVEN The Isis Farmhouse Pub in Oxford might just be the Chernobyl of English Riverside pubs. Someone has evidently taken the most nauseating hallucinations from a bad acid trip and thought, “You know what? Let’s give this a postcode!” There's a special place in hell for establishments like this, and Charlie Brooker would probably have penned an entire 'Black Mirror' episode dedicated to its existence. Now, onto the pièce de résistance, the culinary horror show they try to pass off as “food”. Ever heard of "Vintage Fish"? No? That's because most places respect the concept of sell-by dates. At the Isis Farmhouse, the fish is so old, it probably has tales of swimming with dinosaurs. It's an audacious attempt to redefine gastronomy by fusing the tastes of the Mesozoic era with modern-day salmonella. But if the age-defying seafood doesn’t get your gag reflexes going, the surroundings surely will. Imagine, if you will, sipping your stale beer on the lushest, greenest... astro turf. Because nothing says 'authentic British pub' like the plastic underbelly of a failed football pitch. But wait, there’s more! For those brave souls who venture to the loo, you're in for a 'festival experience'. And by that, I mean festival portaloos that appear to have been salvaged from Woodstock's muddiest day and never cleaned since It’s as if hygiene became a mere suggestion rather than a standard. Every visit feels like an episode of 'Fear Factor'. The Isis Farmhouse isn’t just where good evenings go to die; it’s where dignity, taste, and probably several digestive systems have met their untimely end. If Dante had known of its existence, he would’ve added an extra circle to his Inferno.
JackJack
20
I was looking for somewhere to have lunch that 1-Was Dog Friendly 2-Had a good vegan menu 3-Had suitable non vegan options 4-Was in an impressive location The Isis Farmhouse delivered on all 4 of these points. If you haven't been before and you're sitting outside and watching the world go by on the River Thames (Narrowboats, Tour Boats, Canoes, Kayaks, Stand Up Paddle Boards, Ducks, Geese etc) you select a table, order food at the bar, get an electronic gizmo to let you know when to collect your food from the serving hatch. It's worth noting that 1-They don't have menus to take to the table they ask you to take a photo and look at it 2-They don't provide a tray so if you order more drinks than you can carry you're going to make multiple trips 3-You are your own waiter / waitress, you collect the food, cutlery, sauces and take it to the table None of these were an issue just something to help orientate first time visitors. I would certainly love the opportunity to visit again as it's such a beautiful place to eat and the food was fantastic with good portion sizes.
Sean DurrantSean Durrant
20
I'm leaving two stars just because of the great location and atmosphere. Service was INCREDIBLY slow. Just unbelievable. I ordered a smoked salmon (which was listed under mains, but was simply a salad) + cheesy chips. I've waited for an hour and went to complain. The guy who was responsible for the orders said something about the waiter that didn't make any sense. I asked him how long roughly it will take and he replied "10 minutes". Waited for another 25. So for chips and a salad I had waited an HOUR AND 25 MINUTES. There were a lot of people who waited for the same amount of time or maybe even more, and it was not even that busy. However, the salad was simply atrocious. A 5-year-old can do this salad in less than 5 minutes (make them 10 if they have to wash the salad beforehand, but this should already be done in a restaurant kitchen...). Chips were good. I'd recommend only going for a drink there. The crisps behind the bar are also good and have some interesting flavours.
Kristian GeorgievKristian Georgiev
20
I went there today on a boat, in they pub the people I brought on the boat paid me £20 a person ( so £80 total ) and I put the money in my keys (look at photo). Then disaster struck, I left on my boat and I left my keys with the £80, but luckily I got back, the keys were there but the money wasn’t. So basically one of the staff members pocketed it, said he was going to return it ( blatantly a lie ). But I did manage to get it back. So that’s my bad encounter, but also the food came after about an hour which I didn’t appreciate, but it’s a large pub so understandable. So all in all don’t go there as the staff are horrible.
VolcrenVolcren
10
Nice place! Spent NYE 2023-2024 and it was amazing! The food was delicious and the music was great! I will totally go back new year’s celebration! It was a family friendly event! Book in advance. Can’t wait for next year’s celebration.
Taty Andrade JunqueiraTaty Andrade Junqueira
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Nearby Attractions Of Isis Farmhouse
Christ Church
St Martin's Church
Rivermead Nature Park
Iffley Meadows
St. Mary the Virgin Church
Donnington Bridge
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
St Luke's Church

Christ Church
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St Martin's Church
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Rivermead Nature Park
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Nearby Restaurants Of Isis Farmhouse
The Prince Of Wales
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The Prince Of Wales
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Haystacks Corner, The Towing Path, Iffley, Iffley Lock, Oxford OX4 4EL, United Kingdom
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+44 1865 243854
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theisisfarmhouse.co.uk
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4
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Quirky haunt offering a pub grub menu & music nights in a rustic interior with a large outdoor area.
attractions: Christ Church, St Martin's Church, Rivermead Nature Park, Iffley Meadows, St. Mary the Virgin Church, Donnington Bridge, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, St Luke's Church, restaurants: The Prince Of Wales, Iffley kitchen @ The Tree

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