Crolla's Takeaway — Restaurant in Scotland

DO NOT GO!!!!!! WELL were do I start, I got a munchy box today. I stupidly started to drive back home before opening the box as myself and my wife decided to eat next to the river. It looked like it had been ran over and all was left was this oily mush. The onion rings came from farmfoods, the veg Pakora was cold on the middle. The donner meat had white chunks in it about the size of a 1p coin, the sausage was dripping fat everywhere, the deep fried hamburger looked rather big till you realised it had shrunk in the batter to what can only be described as a hockey puck, and as for the spring roll what the hell was that??? inside it was just wet goo. We had to stop our day out and go home quickly as I could only drive a few miles between being sick. I have never tasted something so bad ever. If we weren't so far away I would have went back and demanded my money back!!!!!! The car will have to be valeted as there is vomit over the seats and floor Bottled water...

Wouldn’t even give one star, ordered fish and chips, was eating the chips when I felt something hard in my mouth, to find part of someone’s noticeably dirty fingernail! Took the food back to the shop and was accused of planting it myself - which is an awful lot of effort to go to for the sake of £8, and my nails are painted pink! Was told it couldn’t be his nail and the girls that work there all wear acrylics and have there nails painted too (never heard of a food placing allowing nails painted/fake nails etc) also could be the actual nail under the fake nail! The man was rude and couldn’t care less, I asked what he was going to do about it and he gave me a partial refund grumpily and then said what do you expect me to do dna test it - with an attitude, then walked away while I was talking. Environmental health will be contacted tomorrow, would avoid...

Don’t ever leave bad reviews but after calling to warn them that I was given wrong things on my pizza as I have allergies he was not very helpful unfortunately was told to take back for them too see but I live 30 mins away from chip shop so that wasn’t happening so got a pizza was to be chicken peppers anchovies amd murshroom as soon as home I was starving took one bite could smell fish and was very fishy and salted taste was worst thing ever I wasn’t fussed about a refund I just wanted to warn them that there is either something off or there has been fish put on pizza what ever it was was brown and gritty and very salty was worst taste ever but I was basicly told I had what I asked for and also had anchovies when I didn’t guy was rude for a manager after warning them. So won’t be back hope I don’t fall really ill with my food...