Total Cow Burger — Restaurant in St Albans

Hands down the BEST burger we’ve ever had!

We ordered from Total Cow on Deliveroo and were blown away—not just by the food, but the whole experience. The owner himself delivered our order to our doorstep and even surprised us with two cheeky desserts for being first-time customers. Such a genuine, friendly guy!

I had the Total Cow burger, my partner got the Total Mac, and we shared a portion of beef dripping fries. Everything was insanely good—juicy, packed with flavour, and cooked to perfection. And those fries… wow. So flavourful, crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, and that rich, beefy goodness took them to another level. Pure comfort food heaven.

We both agreed it’s the best burger we’ve ever eaten in our lives. Honestly, we were speechless after the first bite!

We’ve now made it official—Total Cow is our go-to for burgers from now on. Already counting down the hours until they open so we can order again for...

YOU HAVE TO GO HERE! Heard about this today and sad it wasn’t sooner! Absolutely INCREDIBLE!. My wife and I had two double burgers a drink and both fries and came to £36, a reasonable price for this economy! This was the most phenomenal burger I’ve ever had in this country. Proper American style - hoping that’s a compliment!! The chips were seasoned to perfection and real crispy! None of this limp nonsense. It’s such a little cute space - It’s got 6 seats, half inside half outside. We were going to stay and enjoy the vibe but it started to rain. Cant wait to go through their entire menu. Also ! Drove 15 mins home and the food was still hot. The bun held up and wasn’t soggy and gross like other places that do similar things. It was delicious and fresh. Everything was still bloody perfect. Wifey has gluten intolerance and they accommodate...

Total Cow... Totally Awesome!!

Coming from a total food SNOB, this is a clever company, reflecting on and reacting to customer reviews to make the best burger they can.

My first time eating here and an astonishing education it was. I had a double patty Total Cow Smash burger and chips, which includes

Bun from the Pudding Stop (400m from the restaurant) - excellent Truffle Mayonnaise Smash burger - 70% British Beef 30% 50 day aged fat is the ratio for these patties, with the supplier holding a royal warrant. If it's good enough for Charles it's good enough for me. (There I was expecting a frozen patty - totally blown away) American Cheese Chopped Onions and Pickle Bacon Jam - BOSH what a mouthwatering condiment, GAMECHANGING Bun.

By far the best I have ever eaten and would...