Joe's Pizza & Pasta, Breese, Illinois — Restaurant in Breese

New Building, clean atmosphere, bar and televisions. We ordered pizza to go and it took about 15 min. They cut the pizza in squares not slices. We got the veggie pizza and added hamburger.

Toilet very clean People very nice There is beer here Crust does not appear… home made. Very thin. Extreme! Also has deep dish. Take that for what you will. Not enough meat when we ordered it extra. Heavy on the banana peppers.

A little expensive Not really Italian… I don’t see any Italians here or Joe.

Leaving this review while we wait for our pizza Fake olive trees at entrance.

Anyways. Ciao

Ps: after eating the pizza here are my thoughts. First of all there is no way the crust is for real, it’s imaginary. Not authentic. Crispy and delicious nonetheless. The margarita pizza was like graham cracker crust / pita chip but the basil was fresh. The veggie pizza tasted like digornio. The cheese ain’t got no pull back. Sauce is sweet like sugary. No grease running our elbows. Nothing like New York pizza which they didn’t claim. We did not meet Joe and don’t know where he’s from.

Large size pie is actually a medium. 2 people shouldn’t be able to finish one large pie and we did and are still hungry. The crust is literally crunchy.

We will likely not be back unless we...

The first time I went here was for a party. We got the large thick crust pepperoni pizza. It was great tasting, but it really upset me when I woke up at 5 in the morning and I was puking all over the place. I thought it was just a stomach bug but no, I went there today again and I ordered the pasta. Again great tasting food until about 20 minuets later when all of the sudden I got really light headed and dizzy so I took a break by goong outside for a little bit. I went back into the restaurant and I about puked on the floor. I went home that night and had the poops (lol) I guess it is something that’s in the sauce of the pizza and the pasta. With this said (I’m only 14) I won’t be going back here because I’m scared I’m gonna get sick (🤢). I’m sorry joes if you’re reading this it isn’t your fault my stomach just can’t handle it. Sorrt...

Ordered delivery last night. Guy on phone was SO friendly and upbeat taking our order. We live in Beckemeyer, so they met us at Casey's for delivery. Quoted 45 mins, which was already reasonable, but they called and said they were on their way after only 24 mins which was a great surprise. Delivery driver was on time meeting us and also very friendly. The Joe's Deluxe pizza with added hot honey was delicious. Salad was enough for our family of 4 and then some. We had a great experience ordering and can't believe how smooth ordering and delivery went since they've only been open a couple weeks. Honestly we were expecting a disaster and would've been fine with that. Very pleased. Kudos to the management, clearly you have things fully under control. Will definitely...