Guero’s Burrito Kitchen — Restaurant in Choctaw

I've been meaning to try this place out for some time, but always seem to be in a different location when the hankering for a burrito hits.

Well today, that hankering hit just as I was in the area. And it was epic. This was super bowl Sunday, 2025. About 7 pm.

I walked in, and jumbotron sized screens hanging off the walls bedazzled my eyes. The place was spotless, shiny even. Great decor, excellent seating areas. I was sorry that I hadn't tried it until now.. Even sadder because it was empty.

So, I walked up to the front, and one of the two girls working dropped what they were doing and and rushed to help me. Being my first time, literally ALL menu options were on the table. She waited patiently.

After a moment, I nodded. My mind had been set. "#2, El guapo grande," I proclaim. I even had to dip back into my Spanish tongue and pronounced it "El wappo." Tex-mex doesn't enunciate the G. "Guero" is Wedo.

Anyhoo, the girl helping me was polite, and instructive on the POS system and the buttons that pop up. Immediately, I donated to your cause and tipped 20%. I regret not putting in a custom tip, but I was in awe. That was $10 service.

In any case, I only had to wait about 5 minutes to get my to-go order, but the various screens were an excellent distraction. When she handed me my order, it dang near slipped out of my hand.

IT WAS SOOO HEAVY!

Delighted, I rushed out with my treasure. I would have skipped and pranced if I knew authorities would not be called. I lovingly held the bag up to my chest, and whispered, "Oh, imma smash you up tonight."

That time is nigh. Having merely sampled the seasoned chips and salsa inspired this review. I might need restraint before I consume this entire pound and a...

I was your number one supporter. I convinced my boyfriend who is a veteran to spend his money on your establishment because he loves me and likes to see me happy. Your employees were rude and didn’t even offer a free meal after I found a long black female hair in my food (like wrapped in a burrito) I am blonde with short hair. I approached the counter and was basically scoffed at by the entire staff. I was humiliated. I hope this helps you have empathy with Californians and Oregonians moving to Oklahoma who have nothing but money to spend on fancy new restaurants because that is a luxury that we are ALL used to. I was born into a family who specializes in hospitality and would never have the audacity to respond to reviews in the first place. Peace be with you

& if this is Will Ferrell.. Starbucks is looking for a Harrah location. I’ll share this on my dad’s platform.

You were either there in the back laughing while I told the lady about the hair in my food or you made my burrito and didn’t like my appearance. I hope you feel happy making fun of your supporters. I’ll try and eat something today. Thanks a lot

His hair was hanging out the hat you provided. It was long. He should have tied it in a ponytail. Thanks so much for the PTSD! I guess I’ll stay up and eat leftover curry chicken salad from HEB. I’ll check back in later and see if you question my horrible situation again. Meanwhile, develop some restraint for all of the upcoming reviews & if you can muster up the strength to like anything that my company has ever produced on Instagram I’ll block you there since Instagram...

to start, it was $57 for 2 combo meals and one quesadilla and black beans. the cashier forgot to ring in our sour cream and guacamole we asked for, so there were no modifications on this to increase the price this dramatically. it was quite expensive for very mid-level or even subpar food. next, the cashier didn’t know anything about the menu and didn’t try to find answers to our questions, leaving several of them with “i don’t know”. she was also blatantly rude to us, which soured our experience more than anything. we apologized for taking a moment to look at the menu and asking questions to which she responded “you’re not the first in the last 20 minutes and you won’t be the last.” that response was unnecessary and genuinely delivered as annoyed. a simple “it’s okay” or “take your time” would have sufficed but she made it seem as if she didn’t want us there at all. we got our food, albeit wrong, we were still excited to eat, but that quickly fizzled. the food was pretty bland and the “queso” was VERY similar to the yellow jalapeño nacho cheese from a can (if it isn’t that already). i genuinely do not feel like this expletive or taste was worth $57. i would not go back, nor recommend anyone i know to go here. it was an unfortunate experience as we were so...