Quiznos — Restaurant in Commerce Charter Township

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Percival Jartravius Rowgood XVIRIII. I am the son of the Lester Melvin Rowgood and the most beloved Carpetfurnace Rowgood. I am a doctor of both the culinary arts and veterinary mortuary sciences.

Today, my disabled son, La'Scott and my enabled daughter, Queeth, joined me for a mid-afternoon jaunt to the most amazing dining establishment in Commercial Township, Michigan. La'Scott is 7.23 years old and Queeth is 7.78 years.old.

Sometimes we call La'Scott by his nickname, Turdly because he bears an uncanny resemblance to both excrement and a 1986 model McCullogh TimberBear chainsaw.

The purveyor of this most exquisite food's name was Quiznos. Sir Quiznos explained to me that her name originated from an ancient tale long passed from his ancestral lineage. Many eons ago, there was a great warrior named during the great volcanic erection of Mount Brighton Skin Lodge and Grill.

As I ordered my underwater vessel sandwich from a very nice fellow with a glorious mustache and arm hair as thick as that on my beautiful wife Clatoria's haunches, I harkened back to a cold summer day when I was but 7.112 years old.

My egregious sister, LaCuntus had a severe disability. Back in those days, any person who suffered from a lack of eyelids was treated like royalty. She used to be in charge of looking out for foul odors while my son Kumquat Fusion Rowgood dredged the swamp for shoes and sandpaper. Kumquat Fusion was 7.009 years old at that time.

My underwater vessel sandwich was composed of long breads and round meats that were aged to perfection and then the meat shells were expertly peeled off using a round meats knife. After round meats knife disinfected from covid- nineteen, it make oven hot with toaster stove for crispy. I also requested that some day old iceberg lettuce and peanut butter be microwaved for twelve minutes and five minutes and then spread on the round meats long breads underwater sandwich so that an delicate earthy flavor would be infused within the round meats long breads underwater sandwich. As I bit into the sandwich God bless Sir Quiznos and the hairy man!! God bless and I will be back soon for another the round meats long breads underwater sandwich. Steak sauce with sandwich will make best sandwiches even better! Remember, we are all in...

One of the best Quiznos in the area. They are so nice there! They are very thoughtful and efficient. I have no problem supporting them and making sure I tip double. Because they do such a fantastic job. The restaurant is always clean and well kept. They always make my order exactly how I want it when I order online. If there is ever a problem, they're very apologetic and correct the situation properly. The only thing I miss is the soup in the preheating bins. I absolutely love Quiznos Broccoli Cheddar Soup. So getting it microwaved doesn't always guarantee a temperature accurate experience. But it is still delicious. I still order it. Haha! I highly recommend coming to this Quiznos. You will love your food and the people who run it! They are the...

Many moons ago, my wife worked at a Quiznos. On top of that, we both ate at Quiznos a couple of times per week because we were addicted.

Unfortunately, all of the stores in our area (Grand Rapids) closed down.

We were lucky enough to find this location on the way to Detroit, and stopped in on the way to and the way home from Detroit.

The owners are super friendly, the food was as good as I can remember, and we will definitely be back any time we head to the east side of MI.

Thank you for the great meal(s) and bringing back some...