Elote Lovers — Restaurant in Florida

want to start by stating I drove over 30 mins to come to this place after seeing it various times on Instagram. I got there and wasn’t even greeted the lady taking the orders was looking at me with a stank face the whole time I asked for recommendations since it is my first time trying it and she said to look at the menu and that’s what they have not helping me narrow down my choices. I got two elotes en vaso, two taco in bag and a mango lemonade. The elotes where good other than the fact that it had a lot of corn juice as well as more cheese than corn. The tacos in a bag were more like a salad with chips barely any ground beef it was mostly pico, lettuce and cheese over the top. The taste of the lemonade was a 5/10 but what made it go down was the fact that I got a medium and yet it was filled about half way filled the rest was ice and mango slices. The customer service is a 0/10 talking smack in Spanish not knowing I am Hispanic and understand perfectly what they are saying. The food wasn’t even placed in the bag nicely it was tosed in there. I wanted to get fried Oreos and was denied it because it was 45 mins till closing which is more than enough time to make them and then when I stated that they stated they didn’t have batter. I wish I could get a refund on at least half of the food because it was very over priced for the quality of the food...

Do not waste your time. Keep looking, I'm positive you will find an authentic Mexican place near by with good enough service that deserves your hard earned money in these difficult times. Support a small business that wants to provide a service. This is not the place.

It is Cinco de Mayo and we want Tacos. We pick the Homestead location. When I arrived there were 3 females cooking and preparing orders. Another female on the phone and register taking orders. I approached the register to ask what is in the taco and what is the Cinco de Mayo promotion. The information is not available online. It only gives you the protein. She tells me what is in the taco, tells me she needs to put the order in because it can't be placed online. I get on the phone to tell my family that is waiting in the car and ask for their order. She went to cook. Never came back. I stood there for 10 minutes. She told one of the other cooks to take my order. That one said "sorry hun, you need to place the order online or on the phone", the register woman said "no, she can't order Tacos online".

Order over the phone? You're telling me you wanted me to stand there, call and have you place the order over the phone...while I am standing infront of you? How does that make sense?

Needless to say, no one took my order. After 10 minutes I gave up and...

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