Jake's Pizza — Restaurant in Hilton Head Island

Ever eaten a Lunchable pizza? Ever eaten anything from Chef Boyardee? Bland sauce. Bland cheese. Bland sausage. Bland, bland, bland. And unexpectedly soft. Might even have a little sugar in it. Great for toddlers, very young children, and perhaps elderly folks from the Midwest who recall fondly the chow that sustained them through the depression. Adults who have had good pizza will be disappointed, however.

A whole pizza comes in a plain brown pizza box. No name. No phone number. Just a generic brown box. Clearly a sign they aren't proud of their food and aren't looking for repeat business.

If you aren't trying to cater to grandma's or baby's restricted diet, a better bet is Guiseppi's in Sea Pines Center.

All that being said, most of this pizza is probably consumed by tourists who are either elderly or travelling with youngsters. The kids are going to be up late, down at the Salty Dog, and not interested in eating anything that is even remotely spicy. For them, this is probably...

The best thing about Jake's pizza is that they are wonderfully convenient. If you are staying in Sea Pines and need a quick, easy meal this is the way to go. That being said, you should know ahead of time that this convenience, and not great pizza, is what you are paying for. $20 for a large cheese pizza is extremely high compared to most pizza places.

The pizza itself is not bad. The cheese and sauce are good. The dough is rolled through a roller rather than being hand tossed, so it is robbed of the texture that you would normally expect of NY style pizza.

I could understand their prices more if the pizza was excellent and/or they had a large dine in space resulting in more overhead costs. They are serving ok pizza out of what is basically a large closet with walk up service only. They should be able to do better for the money they are charging.

We will order Jake's pizza again but only when we are pressed for time and/or want something easy...

Very disappointed overall with this place. Gotten pizza from here every summer since 2014 never had this kind of problem with the pizza. I never write reviews but after spending almost $30 on a "build your own" 16" pie, this is what I saw after opening the pizza box. Half of it was supposed to be a meat lovers pizza, the other half just pineapple. Would think the worker would notice that a fourth of the pizza is entirely covered in sausage and try and spread it out but I guess not. They didn't even honor the discount for Sea Pines owners when I asked. They said they "don't do the discount here", which isn't true. Probably will be my last time buying pizza from here even though it is the most...