Starbucks — Restaurant in Moorpark

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Subway – Gas Station Parasite Nest (Entity Report)

This Subway isn’t a restaurant. It’s a liminal organism grafted onto the skeleton of a gas station. The fluorescent lights hum with an almost conversational tone, like they’re trying to hypnotize you into ordering extra cheese. The tiled floor is too clean for the rest of the station, as if it’s rejecting the filth around it.

The sandwich artists (or perhaps attendants of the host organism) are polite, though their movements feel rehearsed, like rituals repeated for centuries. When I asked for “just a little mayo,” I swear the ladle paused mid-air, calculating something beyond human comprehension, before complying. Respect.

The bread oven wheezes like an old machine that’s been awake far too long. It exhales that strange Subway smell—the one that’s identical in every location across the planet, as if the air itself is shipped in. I bit into my footlong and for a moment, the world stuttered. The lettuce was crisp. Too crisp.

Pros:

Reliable flavor, even in the liminal void of a gas station.

Staff cooperative with requests.

Turkey sandwich transcended the boundary between “meal” and “experience.”

Cons:

Being watched by the soda fountain.

I suspect the cookies whisper when unobserved.

Final Verdict: 4 stars. A strong manifestation of the Subway entity. Would feed here again, though not without...

Starbucks on Collins is my least favorite, and let me tell you why! I can’t tell you all how many issues I have had there. When you pick up your drink, make sure it’s accurate before you leave because they DO not care if they made it correctly once you have left the store. (That includes customer service representatives online and via phone too.)

Majority of employees are college kids that just hanging out behind the counter. I’m now avoiding this Starbucks due to a confrontation from an young gentleman when he made my drink incorrectly through the drive thru. If you have any reservations also just go to any other Starbucks for friendly baristas who actually care.

I hate confrontations with barista's,but when my drink isn’t right and I pay $6 for it, I expect something I ordered accurately.Unfortunately, the employees just don’t care at this Starbucks and that is the ONLY ONE I have had reoccurring poor service with.. Due to personnel without experience, lack of knowledge and adequate supervisor support will end up with inferior outcome. I highly recommend Corporate to consider training for all...

So i went through the drive through with my father. We ordered a Iced latte and got to the window and paid. Ricki the barista was very rude i have never experienced such a bad experience at Starbucks. He was to busy on his phone and talking to other employees that he couldn’t even acknowledge us or ask how the morning was going. Management get your shit together that is totally unacceptable. Ricki handed us a hot latte and my father told him its supposed to be ice. He insisted that we didnt order it iced and continued to be rude. No thank you or anything just...