T & A Cabaret — Restaurant in Phoenix

Here's my review of T & A Cabaret. As the GPS led me to my destination, I felt a hesitancy to continue my adventure and just head back home. Driving past midnight, through the road construction, I finally saw the flashing lights of T & A Cabaret. Like a deacon of hope for ships lost at sea, those flashing lights were my lighthouse. Once I parked and I walked in the doorway, I felt like a kid in a candyshop. I couldn't help but notice the sheek interior design, the lights dimmed to perfection, and in the center of the room was a beautiful angel dancing seductively to the latin tunes of Rancho Humilde. I made myself at home enjoyed some cold drinks and enjoyed my night as each wonderful seductress dancing to Latin and hip hop tunes on stage was better than the last. I give T & A Cabaret...

I've been passing through this place for over 20 years, I finally stopped by this week. $5 dollars for parking, $7 cover charge, I walk in, buy a beer, and see that one girl is fatter than the next one, if she wasn't fatter she was just uglier. I could still deal with that, I'm there to be entertained not find a girlfriend. I know its not in the better side of town but when you have bad SERVICE (no one bring you a beer or any of the girls offering a table dance) that's bad. I had $1200.00 cash, I'll normally spend $100 to $200 at a strip club but after 1 and a half hours I was bored and happy to have left with $1175.00. I would not recommend this place to anyone. This is for people that live in the area and that do not have a car to go anywhere else....

Probably the worst strip joint this side of the salt river. The girls are sweet, especially the brunette in white with the lovely smelling breath, but sadly they didn't speak any English. Unfortunately a friend I was with decided to get a lap dance and was unaware that they don't give out free lap dances. When she was finished she asked for $65 bucks and he didn't have it so they kicked us out. They tried to get him to empty his pockets and postured as if they were going to strike him, but He and I have been in many a scrapping before and our calm demeanor probably put them off of it. I feel bad for the patrons they could intimidate, who knows if they don't extract interest from them. How this club pays its bills...