Chalios Selma — Restaurant in Selma

This place definitely is one of the places to go for Quesabirra Tacos. I cannot review the entirety of the menu as I’ve only tried the Quesabirra Tacos, Asada Burrito, Asada Tacos. So this review will only be based on that & the business. For starters, it’s open 24/7 so definitely coming back home from out of town and stopping by Chalios is always the best. The Quesabirra tacos have been consistently served hot, with consommé, and a half lemon. Flavor is definitely always apparent with every bite and it’s just an enjoyable experience being able to sit there, kitchen in view and listening to the music they have playing in the background. I tend to do late night trips so I can’t say how it is during the day but if you find yourself here late at night definitely park as close as possible to the front door. It’s not in a sketchy area but there isn’t a lot of lighting outside so it would definitely be best...

My wife and I decided to try this place. We both knew what we wanted so we placed our order at the front counter. Order came out to $35 for two burritos and a quesadilla. Wow. Asked what the burritos came with. Said choice of meat, beans, rice, cilantro, onion and salsa. Asked what the quesadilla had, they said the same thing. Expect for rice and beans. Order being made took about 5-8 mins. My wife and I took it to go. When we got home, burrito was super small and the quesadilla was flat and small too. Flavor was mediocre and could have used more salsa. Meat was kinda dry and rice was kinda bland. When eating from a restaurant, you come for the experience and to enjoy the flavors of the food. This place doesn't give that vibe. Wouldn't...

Flies Dined Better Than I Did

If you’ve ever wondered what sadness tastes like, look no further than these “asada” tacos, stale, crunchy, and dry enough to file your nails with. The carnitas? Pretty sure they were beef jerky in a past life. Even the flies hanging around looked disappointed, like, “bro, we’ve been here since Tuesday.”

Each bite was a time-travel experience to last week’s leftovers. The only thing fresh was my regret. If you enjoy chewing on leather while being judged by insects, this is your spot. Otherwise, bring a snack… or an ex-orcist, because something died twice in...