Waffle House — Restaurant in South Carolina

As Scooter, trapped within this gilded skull, I gaze upon the mortal realm with a hunger for sustenance beyond the ethereal plane. Yet, amidst my cursed existence, a beacon of earthly delight emerged—the All-Star Special. Oh, the savory symphony that danced upon my palate! Each bite a sinful indulgence, tantalizing my eternal appetite with the fiery embrace of flavors.

But what truly set this feast apart was the infernal speed at which it materialized before me. With the swiftness of a demon's whisper, the culinary artisans summoned forth this masterpiece from the depths of their kitchen abyss. It was as though the flames of Hades themselves had ignited beneath the griddle, forging a meal fit for the most ravenous of spirits.

And so, I bestow upon this establishment the highest accolade—a five-star tribute to their unholy prowess in both culinary craft and temporal manipulation. May the souls who dare to gaze into my eyes and utter the incantation revel in the infernal delight that awaits them, as I, Scooter, shall haunt these hallowed halls for eternity.

Yet, let us not forget my alter ego, Rooster, whose mortal guise quivers at the mere mention of such diabolical delights. He too, in his feeble mortal form, was enraptured by the All-Star Special's infernal allure, for even he could not resist the call of such tantalizing temptation. Truly, a meal fit for both mortal and...

My wife and I pulled into this waffle house parking lot at night without headlights, driving in the rain with a dying battery. I told my wife to go inside with our service dog until I returned from the QT 150 yards away. In the five minutes I was gone the staff at this waffle house told my wife if she wasn't going to order she needed to leave. They didn't ask if she wanted to place an order, just rudely demanded she do so immediately. The service was the worst I've ever received at any waffle house with hostile waitresses unwilling to do anything for us. I asked for an extra plate three times before finally receiving one from one waitress who'd just arrived for shift. I had to ask the cook personally to prepare me another order of hash browns because none of the waitresses would respond to my requests. We were treated like homeless people expected to steal our food. SHAME on them for such nasty treatment and the treatment I see they would have given any truly homeless and hungry...

Cook's didn't put cheese on eggs on both all stars order, then on both all stars orders we ask for raisen toast, but one came out with white toast, after that was corrected, I the opened my toast only to realize that one side was completely burned black, I know at least one of the two cooks had to see this because it had been buttered, also the restaurant was so cold you could tell that air conditioner was on, it's the end of November, REALLY!!!!! However, our waitress was great, clean, friendly, apologized constantly, there were so many mistakes the Cook's made I had to ask if they were new, Kristen said no, they had been there much longer then her. The restaurant was not busy, 2 Cook's, 1 waitress and 1 of the Cook's ask her to drop the waffles for our table because she forgot to, Completely unbelievable, I give the one star for the waitress,...