Casa Tequila — Restaurant in Williamsburg

The food was bland. Like sun baked dog food marinated in sodden boredom. How is it possible to cook the flavor out of EVERYTHING? At least if your meal is a mummified disgrace you can always count on the complimentary, tried and true, tortilla chips... NOPE! But accidents happen, people are busy, a bag of greasy paint chips makes it into the customer's take out. Speaking of which, a 90$ take out order shouldn't be missing anything, let alone two orders of hard shells, most of a sad burrito supreme and !!! labeling on anything!!! For the love of Zeus' holy golden beard. If all your food looks like a bowl of Elmer's Glue, put some words on the lids! It's easy, seriously. If you need help, ask an adult. The burrito supreme by the way, was a poor sight to behold. The unfortunate, flaccid, little guy never had a chance. A tortilla wrapped around a table spoon of doddery, rusty beans and ambitiously covered with that signature queso glue. It really needed to just be taken out back to enact the sad bit of "Of Mice and Men". I give this alleged food service establishment ONE Lennie dim star...

I was here yesterday to grab dinner as I often do and the food was delicious but the service was horrible, I've never experienced anything like this at this place, but this guy who served me was talking badly about women's physical appearance, pointing out imperfections in Spanish, but I speak Spanish and could understand him, then when I needed help he was sitting down and I had to ask for help from another guy who had served me before who was very kind as always. I had to ask this guy the name of my waiter and he told me his name was Gustavo. What an unprofessional guy. I'm very disappointed. I don't know if I want to eat at this place again where they're going to criticize my physique. And I'm really not a person who likes to complain because I know how bad it is to damage a restaurant's name, but I didn't like the way this guy spoke loudly and vulgarly, talking about a woman's...

We walked in and were left standing there. I had to approach someone that worked there and ask if we should seat ourselves. His response was, "I'm not a waiter" and he walked away. We eventually were led to a dirty table, and waited for them to clean it off. The women then just walked away. We again,waited for an extended amount of time for menus that never came. I got up and got the menus myself. We finally ordered, I emphasized over and over NO ONIONS, the waitress read it back to me... and I got a plate full of onions. The food wasn't great, but it was okay. The staff were less than attentive,and seemed bothered to be doing their job. I wouldn't recommend...