Let me tell you, fellow bathroom enthusiasts, the Hundertwasser Public Toilets in Kawakawa are more than just a place to relieve oneself; they're a journey into the wild world of avant-garde lavatorial luxury!
From the moment I stumbled upon these toilets on Google Maps, I knew I was in for an experience like no other. First off, the building looks like it was designed by a collaboration of Picasso, Dr. Seuss, and a team of very enthusiastic garden gnomes. Who knew a restroom could be so architecturally bewildering and whimsically confusing all at once?
But let's talk about the interior! Stepping inside is like crossing the threshold into a toilet-themed Alice in Wonderland. Every inch is adorned with the most colorful tiles, sculptures, and mosaics you've ever seen. I half-expected the Mad Hatter to pop out from behind the toilet paper rolls, inviting me to a tea party with the White Rabbit.
And the attention to detail is truly something to marvel at. The sink looks like it was crafted by a wizard who moonlights as a plumber. The faucets are more ornate than the crown jewels, and the soap dispenser must have been blessed by toilet deities. I couldn't help but wonder if my hands were clean enough to even touch such opulence.
Now, I must admit, I found myself momentarily lost in the labyrinthine corridors of this toilet wonderland. The signs were more cryptic than a crossword puzzle designed by a chicken with a grudge. But fear not! For every wrong turn led me to discover even more bizarrely beautiful corners of this lavatory labyrinth.
The experience culminated in the bathroom stall itself. The seat was so comfortable, I considered moving in permanently. And let's not forget the toilet paper – it was softer than a kitten's belly and felt like it was woven by angels. My only disappointment was that I couldn't stay longer to finish my novel, "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Throne of Convenience."
So, in conclusion, if you're ever in Kawakawa and nature calls, don't just go anywhere – go to the Hundertwasser Public Toilets. It's not just a restroom; it's a journey, an adventure, a wild expedition into the realms of bathroom brilliance. And who knows, you might just leave feeling more enlightened than when you entered, with a newfound appreciation for the artistic potential of the...
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If you like straight lines; horizontal, vertical and plain, plane, flat surfaces - this is not the place for you to visit. Expect colourful, undulating and contoured walls, floors and 'character'. More cave-like than modern architecture 😏 . Clean as.
Bus loads of tourists arrive throughout the day, year-in, year out to look at and study this amazing facility, and to 'go to the toilet/bathroom' (free of charges). Yes - fully functional bathroom/toilets within a concrete/plaster/tiled space that is unique at many levels.
There are plenty of other reasons to visit Kawakawa - a variety of dining and take-out facilities - bakery nearby, fish and chip shop and some great coffee options. Other historical and iconic sites and events...
Read moreI mean, they're toilets. I get that art is subjective and stuff, but it's basically just a big sand castle. I mean, it's cool, it's innovative, and it probably reduced the amount of waste in the area (the windows are made of recycled bottles, and it's awesome), but I hope the commission (I don't know if he was paid for the job, google just asked for a review) wasn't too high for the artist, as a bunch of children, let loose with the right materials, could achieve the same outcome. So, as I said, art is subjective, and they are toilets.
I also want to reiterate, that I'm not giving four stars on the quality of toilets, it is the subjectivity of the artistic value of the piece. The toilets serve...
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