Urban Air Trampoline and Adventure Park — Attraction in Lincoln

Where do I get started? 😅 I walked in for a birthday party and this guy named Joseph was the host and he's so alpha Chad. It's so awesome! So in my experiences the staff are so poochina baddie. There's no traces of beta-ness in the park. Everything's either alpha or sigma. The ball pit is so sigma, rizz and rizz-tastic except for this one opp who was so annoying and just throwing ball pit balls at randos which was so beta skib. but if you ever see an annoying kid, bet, all you have to do is take some ball pit balls for yourself and throw it at them. But then if they get out of the ballpit you run away. anywho, the trampoline was so baddie (which is a good thing BTW for you gen x parents reading this no offense like why are you guys still reading the parentheses like stop reading them. I thought people skipped them anyways, not very preppy I would just look for the end of the parentheses if you know the word alr). And then the thing, the super bouncy trampolines are so bouncy and IDK why but they're just so sigma rizz like that. Also if you see random teenagers that lose their phone, make sure you take a selfie with it before you return it to lost in found. I hope you're not a very like dedicated reader because I don't want you to read this but I'm not capping I'm sad cuz I can't do a front flip or backflip there's like so many places to do them and like it's kind of sad like waaaaa waaa😭I'm like a bit beta skibibi. Not To mention the tasty zipilly line is so fire which is so tasty and don't forget the tasty rock climbing which is also so tasty. If you like being like thrilled you should totally do the sky course or whatever cuz like that's like tasty and scrum. Preppilicious indeed. and like I recommend sitting down on the sky course. It's just fun like that. One time I got stuck on it the like I didn't get stuck but like I have to like walk on air to get off and I didn't like it well. Otherwise it's kind of preppy 🩷. But you goofy aahhs out there. If you don't go on the zip line or sky course, you're less than alpha. So anyways avoid the stinky Urban Air kids that are stinky because they are sometimes poonazi but always stay with your poochina friends. And yeah. Don't forget the cotton...

Went in to pick up my daughters check. After waiting 25 minutes, no big deal. The manager came (i know his name, but dont want to expose him.) He said, "i cannot find her check, can i pay you in cash?" As i had kids to get from school, i said yes. So he hands me an envelope with mkney and i head out. I get home and there is $408.00 in cash in there. I did not remember her working that many hours. So i go online and check her paystub, it says $100.34. So at that time i knew something was wrong, so I called Urban and spoke to the gentleman who gave me the cash, i told him what was wrong and we need to make this right, because this is another kids check. He then acted like I was the nuisance and told me he "mixed people up." And to bring it back. Ok?! I was going to, but this ain't my problem. But i am a decent human and made sure i went in right away. He still was very unprofessional as i went in. (Haven't heard of a job dishing out cash for checks anyway.) There are 99 employees at this location. So your kid has to fight to work. Not a good experience for her first job. As a mom of a newly 15 year old. She wanted to badly work for Urban air. Little did we know, you do not get a schedule. They email everyone hours and you have to fight to work those hours. The 2 months she worked there, she got 10 hours of work. She was working a shift asked to go to the restroom after being in one spot for 3 hours, she was told not to leave her spot. Ok cool? 4 hours, she went to the bathroom and got fired for leaving her area. Employees don't even get trained on harnesses, they watch a video and get put on it, hooking our kids up. We have got to do better...

Honestly, I had much higher expectations. Although there was quite a bit to do, 95% of the workers weren’t doing anything and we were doing everything ourselves. Kids were doing whatever they wanted and breaking multiple multiple rules but the workers didn’t have the guts to say anything to them, especially when the parent was watching. Genuinely disappointed with the way this place was run. For example, there were 2 little kids that kept jumping into the airbag, then getting out and just kept going in front of us and jumping on the trampoline and continuing to jump in the pit meanwhile we were waiting next in line. Not only did the worker watch this happen, she decided not to say a single thing about it to the kid nor the parent that was watching and didn’t care whatsoever. My boyfriend did a FRONT flip with a very slight angle and the girl had the audacity to tell him not to do a back flip when it very clearly was not. Of course we gave attitude back considering she was was wrong and most definitely doing a terrible job at controlling the children in any way at all. Moving on from that, We were going on the zip line and one guy just pushed us off the platform without saying anything while we were still going towards the edge. I had no idea where the ropes to hang on to were so I had to hang on to my harness while trying to maneuver in midair to find the ropes. After a rotation change, I gave the zipline another chance and the next worker was much better and asked if We were ready and handed us the ropes to hold on to. Of all the workers there, there were only about 3-4...