Twisted Colossus six flags — Attraction in Santa Clarita

Went to Six Flags, six people came up And said, "Ayo! Can we get a pic?" I said no And they said, "Oh! It's Wolf Gang, 'Yonkers', Goblin is my stuff though" Now I'm like, "I don't want to be rude" So I'm sitting there posing with Travis, Davon With a fake smile like her drawing it on So frustrated 'cause I missed Goliath 'Cause some kid said I was there, then they caused a commotion (Tyler's here) Now I'm surrounded by a 25 crowd of people tryna get a photo All because they noticed the top with the box logo And them ears, guarantee they didn't even hear "Bastard" They bandwagon-jumped me from a pogo I'm going crazy, "Hey, Tyler, can I-?" No, don't you see me tryna buy a churro? "But Tyler, you're my hero, I used to get bullied Until I heard 'Radicals,' the last part got to me See, I used to give a care until my problems were clear Now I'm the happiest I think I'll ever be My life is just like yours, no father My mama must have forgot to stop with a mishap In school, I was the one thinking outside boxes So everybody in them would say I got issues So when I heard you say it, I said it back like forget 'em You're an inspiration to people like me Not the people who just like you because of lyrics and beats I'm talking about the ones who don't know where they're going to be I heard the song 'Bastard' right in the moment of heat Not in summer, but of course, I was holding a weight Gun on the edge of my feet, I heard that first piano chord And it drew me in like predators with treats Then I said to myself, "Is he speaking to me?" See, me and you, we go together like snare and a beat I mean snare and a kick drum, see my forearm? I etched OF on it this morning with a glass thing On my green mini ramp that I built in my backyard (that's weird) That's hard, that scar from playing air guitar When I see you play at the Roxy (uh) Tyler, I love you, wanna be just like you (alright) I think about your face and I don't even try to (no) Wish I had a basement meant for me to hide you We could play Xbox and listen to "In Search Of" and eat donuts Over conversating about what church does Come up with weird videos with bugs I'm straight edge too, so no substances on this trip And Raquel that person, you should've taken that person You should've taken me instead (uh, that's weird) See, if you can't have her then he shouldn't either And if I can't have you then she shouldn't either No one should see you, but me in your t-shirt I worship you until the wrinkles on my knees hurt (What the heck) Odd Future, Wolf Gang, Golf Wang, Flog Gnaw, free Earl mobbing I know it seems like I'm just gushing over you But I'm just a fan and I ain't losing my mind (yeah, you are) I ain't got a job and I went out and bought 'Goblin' about five times 'Cause (thanks for the support) I love you, man (alright) I like tie-dyed tees or just plain white tees I like pants that's cut, I like words like "forget" I got your pics on my wall with the mouth cut out Now paper cuts on my balls because your stuff's in my jaw (what the heck?) And I hit you on Twitter about ten minutes a day And now I'm bitter 'cause you don't even reply with a "hey" (sorry) And my boys think I'm strange 'cause I play "VCR" In my car all alone speakers waking up neighbors All right, my friend, calm down, it's getting weird, take this pic So I can get on Colossus, line as slow as molasses (Tyler, listen) no, I see you're loving my stuff And I appreciate the fact that you'd appreciate my stuff But I'm not that way so it's awkward, now I'm grouchy like Oscar After spilling some stuff on his newest pair of beige Dockers "Yonkers" and "Yonkers" (I love that song) sick of hearing about "Yonkers" I'm grateful that it worked, I attacked and I conquered "Yeah, whatever, but I had a blast at that concert I was at the Boston one, I got a t-shirt from Sagan The one that says "Sagan Lockhart" and when you came out to "Sandwiches" That's when my admiration got started" Just take this...

[That guy who says its dangerous, he is stupid (no offence)]

This ride is absolutely amazing. Out of the (about) 60 roller coasters I have ridden in my life (I have ridden it 41 times since 6/12/2015).

Pros: Airtime: This ride is just filled with airtime, this ride was specifically made just for airtime, its amazing!

Smoothness: I usually judge a roller coaster by how smooth it is, and this ride is just amazingly smooth. I was not expecting it too be that smooth when I first rode it,

Inversions - There are two inversions to this ride, one being a Zero-G-Roll and the other being a Top Gun. Many people love the Top Gun because the amount of hang time you get from it is crazy.

Experience: Experience depends on where you sit. In the front, you get more ejector time. In the back, you get more floater moments. I personally like the back (other may like the front more).

Main Drops: This ride consists of 2 main drops, both being 116 feet tall with an 80 degree slope. These drops are amazing! Its crazy when you go on it the first time!

Ride Length: This ride is 4 minutes. Its the worlds longest hybrid coaster, so people wont be complaining that a roller coaster should be longer.

Theme: The ride its self does not have a lot of theme going onto it. But the trains have a beautiful steam punk look to it. The front car looks like a chariot with headlights. The ScreamPunk district is the best themed area in the park, it looks beautiful.

Re-Ride-Ability: This ride is so fun, it never gets tiring. After riding it 41 times, I will always ride this ride first when ever I got to SFMM.

Cons Noise: This ride makes a little bit of a high-pitch sound in the beginning which could be a bother to some people. But its nothing to worry about to be honest.

Final Notes:

This ride is amazing, you have to ride it first before any other ride in SFMM. This is a classic woody turned into the best ride in California. 10/10, would...

This is an AMAZING roller coaster! This ride has some of the best ejector airtime on any roller coaster, and is also a very long ride with 1 full minute of prime ride time! To start, you roll out of the station and into some booster wheels. These give the train some more speed to go through the pre-lift section that consists of two straight humps and two outer bank humps. They don't really give any force, but it is a fun way to start. After you ascend the lift hill, you go down the first drop, which has amazing sustained ejector airtime. The speed hill has a nice quick pop of air, and the next hill has some of the best sustained ejector on the whole ride. The high five has some nice airtime, and the next drop down has great very sustained airtime. The camelback has the best sustained ejector airtime on the whole ride! The zero-g roll is also very whippy. The double up has to quick pops of ejector then the small outer bank has nice floater. The you ascend the green side. The start feels the same, but the high five is a bit more aggressive. Then there is a double down which has to quick pops of airtime. The best inversion on the whole ride is the top gun stall, you are just hanging there for a bit. The twisted hill has some good whip and airtime. The double up feels the same as well, then you hit the final break run. It is a very long ride with a perfect layout. This is my personal favorite ride in the park, and a cannot miss attraction! Sit in the back for the...