"Who Says Athens Food Sucks? 😡 I OBJECT!!!" 🇬🇷

After 3 trips to Greece, these restaurants NEVER FAIL ME—even blindfolded! ⚠️ Heads up: Greek food tends to be SALTY AF—hydrate accordingly. 🌟 Barbounaki (chain, non-central Athens) 🏖️ First meal in Glyfada: 5 dishes for 2 people. Every bite was a flavor explosion—still haunts my dreams (in a good way). 🍤 Must-try: Grilled octopus, seafood platter. 🌟 O Mpakalis 🍝 Shrimp pasta so divine, I raved to the chef like a hypebeast. Google reviews don’t lie! 🚨 But: Risotto and grilled meats = salt bombs. 🌟 LIONDI Traditional Greek Restaurant 🏛️ Acropolis Museum hotspot: Staff speaks basic Chinese (lots of Chinese diners). 🦐 Shrimp pasta MVP again—we ordered light due to food coma. 🚫 Skip: Owner’s “must-try” dessert = sugar overdose. 🌟 Avli 🍚 My soulmate risotto: Salty? Yes. Umami-rich? HELL YES. 🌙 Night vibes: Post-sunset, the area buzzes with chic wine bars (but watch for patrols—we saw riot police nearby). 🌟 Regal Restaurant 🌍 Global escape: Over Greek food? This boutique spot does it all. 🌭 German cravings cured: Sausage platter + life-changing green juice (bye, constipation!). 🌟 Street Food Gems 🦑 Fried baby squid, seafood cones, €5 beach lounging—Athens does hedonism right. #GreekFoodHacks #AthensUnfiltered #SeafoodHeaven #SodiumOverload #AcropolisMunchies