🇨🇦 Yellowknife’s Ultimate Survival Food: Bullock’s Bistro Fried Fish

🇨🇦 Yellowknife’s Ultimate Survival Food: Bullock’s Bistro Fried Fish Feast! 🐟🔥 When -40°C hits, only CRISPY ARCTIC FISH can save you! ❄️ ❄️ WHY THIS PLACE IS LEGENDARY 1️⃣ Lake-to-Table Magic 🎣: Fish caught DAILY from Great Slave Lake! 2️⃣ Arctic-Fried Secret 🧊: Batter specially formulated for sub-zero frying (extra CRUNCH!) 3️⃣ Polar Bear Portions 🐻❄️: 1 serving = 2 iPhone 14s stacked tall 🐟 THE ULTIMATE FISH GUIDE (Emoji Edition) 【BEGINNER’S PICK】 1️⃣ Arctic Char (Deep Fried/Pan Fried) 🌟 ✅ Tenderness: ★★★★★ ✅ Fishy Taste: ZERO! 🚫🐟 ✅ Pro Move: Lemon + Tartar = Nordic vibes 🇳🇴 2️⃣ Great Slave Cod (Deep Fried) 💥 🍟 Comes with CHONKY fries (thickest in town!) 【FOODIE’S CHOICE】 3️⃣ Inconnu (Grilled) 🧈 🐻 Locals call it "Arctic butterfish" (so fatty it’s basically fish oil!) 4️⃣ Lake Trout (Pan Fried) 🌿 Comes with wild herb sauce (tastes like the boreal forest!) 🍖 SECRET BOSS: Buffalo Ribeye Steak 🥩 Order Hack: "Medium-rare with extra JUS" 🔥 Fried in the SAME oil as fish (next-level umami!) 💸 2023 PRICE BREAKDOWN (Survival Math) Fish Type Style Price (CAD) Calories Arctic Char Fried $28 850 🔥 Cod Deep Fried $26 900 🍟 Inconnu Grilled $32 1100 🐋 💰 Pro Tip: Split 1 fish + 1 steak between 2 people! 🚨 WARNING LABELS (Must Read!) ⚠️ Seats only 30 – Aurora season waits hit 2+ hours! ⚠️ Cash Only – ATM on-site charges $5 fee 😤 ⚠️ Dress Code: Parka + gloves (it’s COLD even inside!) 🌌 AURORA DINING HACKS ⏰ Best Time: 3-5PM (after lunch rush, before dinner crowd) 📸 IG Moment: Fish platter + northern lights out the window! 🍺 Drink Pairing: Local "NWT Arctic Beer" (only sold here!) ArcticFishAndChips #YellowknifeSurvival #EatLikeAPolarBear 👉 Next Up: I Ate Only Fried Fish for 3 Days—Here’s What Happened 💬 DEBATE TIME: "Would you brave -40°C for this fish?" Drop your emoji reaction! 👇 🔥❄️🐟🍺🌌😋🤤 #ArcticComfortFood #GreatSlaveLakeFish #NorthernLightsFuel #CanadaFoodie #ExtremeDining