Happiness → Fairy-Tale → Pink Church → Neon Pier Cheat-Sheet
🕖 07:30 San Luis Obispo – “America’s Happiest Town” Park in the Mission Plaza garage ($2/hr, free on Sundays). Walk 3 min to Bubble-Gum Alley 🍬🟣 – 20 m of wall-to-wall chewy graffiti dating to the ’70s. Add your own pink wad for the ‘gram (hand-san after!). 5-min detour: Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolusa (1772) – cool adobe corridors + small museum ($5). Coffee grab: Scout Coffee flagship (nitro cold brew + avocado toast) ☕️🥑. Optional 15-min drive to Edna Valley for a sunrise vineyard photo (Paragon Winery opens 10 a.m.). 📸 IG TIP: stand in the alley entrance, use ultra-wide so the gum heart-frame pops. 🕙 09:30 Departure → Solvang (55 min north via US-101 → CA-246) Danish windmills appear like you hit a Scandinavia teleport button. FREE parking on Copenhagen Dr. or the lot behind Solvang Park. 🧁 10:30 Solvang – “Sunshine Field” Fairy-Tale Loop (2 hrs max) Windmill (Alisal Rd) – most photogenic; wait for the 30-sec lull between RVs. Little Mermaid bronze copy – 1/2 scale, pond + ducks; throw a penny, make a wish 🧜♀️. Pastry blitz: Olsen’s Danish Village Bakery – kringle (almond pretzel flake) 🥨 Mortensen’s – princess cake (green marzipan dome) 👸 Feed ostriches at OstrichLand (5 min drive, $7 feed cup) – 8 ft birds peck like vacuum cleaners 🦃➡️🦖. Quick browse: Clog Shop (yes, wooden shoes) & Jule Hus Christmas store (ornaments 365 days) 🎄. 📸 IG TIP: hold pastry up to windmill blades for “food meets architecture” shot; ducks photobomb free. 🍔 12:30 Lunch / Coffee Top-Up Solvang Brewing Co. – Viking Red Ale served in ceramic skull 💀🍺 + aebleskiver (Danish pancake puffs). Need speed? Grab a Danish hot dog from a street cart – bacon-wrapped, crispy onions. 🕑 13:15 Wheels up → Santa Barbara (45 min south on US-101, coastal detour optional) Park at Granada Garage (first 75 min free) – 2 blocks to everything. Everything = red-tile roofs, white stucco, perfect 72 °F micro-climate year-round. 🏛️ 14:00 Santa Barbara Courthouse – “Most Beautiful Gov. Building” Climb the 85-ft clock tower (free) for 360 ° view of red rooftops + Pacific glint. Interior hand-painted tiles = Moorish-meets-Spanish vibe; great for Reels spin. 🏰 14:30 Old Mission Santa Barbara (1806) – “Queen of Missions” Coral-pink façade + twin bell towers = instant storybook. Front rose garden blooms year-round; stand in the center row for symmetrical church + blossoms money-shot 🌹📸. $15 entry includes museum & chapel; candle-lighting allowed (tip $1). 🌅 15:30 Sterns Wharf – 1872 pier, oldest on West Coast Stroll 2,300 ft into Pacific; souvenir huts, salt-water taffy, sea-lions barking under planks. Buy a $5 henna tattoo or $10 hand-painted mini-oil of the very sunset you’re about to see. Grab soft-serve, plant yourself west-side bench—golden hour paints the Channel Islands mauve. 🕔 16:45 Santa Barbara → Santa Monica (1 hr 20 on US-101 → I-405 → I-10) Traffic gods willing, roll into downtown SM by 18:00. Park at City Hall garage (flat $15 after 17:00) or splurge on Pier deck ($18/day, 24-hr). 🎡 18:15 Santa Monica State Beach & Pier 1909 wooden pier, original carousel inside, solar-powered Ferris wheel 🎡 + West Coaster looping above waves. Thursday nights = free live band on the deck (check SM Pier website). LED wheel lights sync to set list—pure California synth-wave vibes. Bike path runs 22 miles south to Torrance; rent a beach-cruiser at Perry’s Cafe ($8/hr, $25/day) and glide south to Venice Muscle Beach for people-watching extraordinaire 💪🏖️. 📸 IG TIP: stand under the “Route 66 End of the Trail” sign at dusk; wheel behind you + purple sky = postcard shot no filter. 🍴 19:30 Dinner with a View Pier: The Albright (clam chowder bread bowl + craft beer on tap). Off-pier: Blue Daisy (acai bowls) or Herringbone for upscale seafood. Sweet finish: Holy Roly ice-cream burrito rolled in Fruity Pebbles—because calories don’t count on vacation. 🕙 21:00 Roll into Los Angeles 20-40 min to West Hollywood or LAX depending on traffic and how many more Pacific Park rides you squeezed in. ONE-DAY BUDGET SNAPSHOT (per person) Gas 220 mi ≈ $35 Gum alley $0 (bring your own pink) Pastries $12 Mission + Mission parking $17 Pier parking $15 Dinner $30 TOTAL ≈ $110 + souvenirs & rosé you inevitably ship home. Pack layers (marine layer rolls in at 5 p.m.), keep the pastry box upright, and you’ll knock out Central Coast happiness, Danish fairy-dust, Spanish-colonial pink, and neon pier dreams all before bedtime. 🇺🇸🌊 #US #CA #Monterey