KFC Booval — Restaurant in Ipswich City

It has become apparent to me today that the youth of today are missing their brain.. maybe it’s a slow evolutionary decline although I don’t think it’s all that slow as these air heads are deflating at alarming rates. Either way I’m worried. Maybe Dr Karl can study this?

On with the yarn.. I had a rather lengthy stay at the salt mines today and I couldn’t be bothered with cooking supper, so, I did what anyone worth their salt would do.. “I’m gonna go and see the kernel, I’m gonna go see him and get myself some tucker” I said with a grin.

I hopped into my twin turbo v12 Hyundai excel with the Jake brakes fitted. This car has cruise control. I jetted across town in 3.6 seconds (this is slow I usually can do it in 2.3 seconds but it was windy).

I arrived at the kernels lair. “Hi, may I please guarantee myself one of your famous zinger boxes please, with a frozen raspberry.”

I was told that the potato and gravy was out of action. Disappointed, I suggested that there was a whole team of potatoes out back and questioned the shortage? This was overlooked and I was given an extra box of chips.. what are chips without the potato and gravy?

Having taken quite a blow from the realisation I wasn’t having gravy tonight I took in a big breath and told myself “Jake, sometimes in life the spuds are scarce” and moved on with my life down the drive thru. I reached the pickup window and was greeted by a dark long curly haired girl to which sounded like a man when she spoke.. it was actually a man at second glance.

This person was what you would get if you got Seth Rogen and bred him with Marilyn Manson. Now this character didn’t know many words I gather because his brain was not developed enough or he was drinking the forbidden oil from the grease trap, it would explain the size of him.

Seth Rogen x Marilyn Manson brought out my drink but without a straw.. I asked him where my straw was and he said “in the box”. I trusted you Seth. I got home and there was no straw. I had to improvise and use the exhaust of my excel to suck this frozen nectar from the cup! I guess it doesn’t really matter as it wasn’t far home, I made it back in record time (1.5 seconds! I was travelling in the direction of wind so I can’t take too much credit).

I tried to phone the kernels residence twice but to no avail. I don’t know if the crew know how to speak yet. All in all, this was a rather annoying incident and I will be calling Anthony Albansese, Dr Karl and a current affair. AND David Attenborough to study these creatures of the kernel. Will be a good story. I’ve got my eyes on you...

Very disappointed with KFC Booval. Tried to phone 3 times but phone rang out.

I attend KFC Booval when I drive up from the Gold Coast to visit an elderly aunty who lives in Station Street Booval. I have done this for many years. KFC is a treat for her.

Because I am not a regular visitor to the store I generally ask the staff to assist. I have always found the staff to be helpful.

My aunty loves the original chicken pieces and the coleslaw. The gentleman I spoke to today recommended a box which contained 1 piece of original chicken, a snack popcorn chicken, 3 wicked wings, 1 potato and gravy and a drink. I asked if I could swap the potato and gravy for coleslaw and was told I could.

When I took the food back to my aunty's house I noticed the coleslaw was missing. This is the highlight for her so I don't know who was more disappointed - my aunty or me!!!

I will know to check my order before leaving the store on...

i remember the very first time we orded KFC from Booval , ( i was 16 , im now 63 .)we enjoyed it immensely . crisp hot tender chicken pieces, potato and gravy, fresh buns corn on the cob ... my how the mighty have fallen. ive never had such awful food in my life. top dollar of course for a pile of greasy disgusting ... you couldnt even class it as food or take away. the greasiest chicken that had been over fried so long it was dark brown and exploded batter. the chicken dark . well my treat is no longer . it will be the last time we ever order from Booval, the only thing remotely edible was the potato and gravy. there was no cutlery, serviette, wipe. Hubby had ordered only to be pushed down the line and wait for all the online orders. he was second in line in person at the store. the Kernel would roll over in his grave if he saw his food being served like this.NEVER EVER AGAIN, KFC...