Fat Bastard Burrito Co. — Restaurant in Ontario

Our first time experience at this...place was pathetic. We ordered one "Huge" chicken burrito and two Tequila Lime Chicken (3 in a box equaling 6) Tacos. The total cost was about $40.00 and it wasn't worth .40 cents.

First, there is no difference in the chicken they use for either the burritos or the tacos so showing a menu item like the tacos as being "special" in some way (tequila-lime) is really just b.s. deceptive advertising. Same chicken pulled from the same...bin in each dish.

Second, there's nothing special about the ingredients. They are no more "fresh" than anywhere else nor are they any more or less "authentic" than anywhere else and as a matter of fact, adding noddles (burrito ingredients...we didn't add this) to what is supposed to be a Mexican dish is about as inauthentic as it gets. I grew up in Southern California...I know "authentic," this ain't it.

Lastly, as to the afore mentioned "freshness" of this slop. The chicken was stiff, dried out, stale, crunchy, saw dust. This garbage must have been sitting around all day, drying out. Seriously...it really was like eating saw dust and if it was marinated it must have been marinated in gasoline and alcohol and it made the whole meal inedible. It got tossed in the garbage after a few bites and trying to choke down this absolute dirt.

We won't be going back...EVER and I'd seriously encourage the health department to make a surprise visit to this dump.

One star is...

EDIT: I originally posted almost 2 weeks ago and gave one star for the food (original post below). I have now added 1 star for service since the owner posted the typical "so sorry about your experience - please email us" response. I emailed and was sent an automatic reply "will be in touch within 72 hours". That was 12 days ago and nothing. (ORIGINAL POST FROM JULY 30) I was seriously craving a black bean burrito so I ordered from Fat Bastard for the first time. My order was a big burrito with both black and refried beans (no meat), mild sauce, homemade salsa, extra cheese, and lettuce and corn as toppings. After one bite my mouth was on fire and I had no idea what I was eating - besides some obviously NOT mild hot sauce. I cut it open. Check out the picture below. There is not a bean in sight, no salsa, no nothing except this disgusting mess of shredded lettuce and corn. But hey, at least Door Dash gave me a $5 refund so I only had to pay $11 (plus fees and delivery of course) for one bite of inedible food. Woohoo! EDIT: Sorry, I forgot to say this was from the...

Yeah, yeah, Fat burrito. Not on Monday night. I happen not to like noodles or chips on my burrito. Usually the guys that are there on the weekends ask me at the end if I want to add extra when my burrito doesn’t look so fat, but this Monday night when I received my order they told me my burrito was not fat because I don’t put a lot of toppings. I take 9 toppings including rice which makes it even bigger. So they told me next time we will add more amount of the toppings you like, so I still went home paying for a fat burrito I didn’t get. Next time!!! They had a chance to fix it, but they didn’t, so there won’t be...