The Nuden — Restaurant in Ottawa

I went here for the first time in my entire Adult life. I went for a birthday celebration with some family members, the service was great despite it's slowness near the end, the food was top tier, the music was top tier, the girls was top tier, the shots where a BANGER, definitely my favorite(The Polar Bear) place to go for shots and food.

I'm a Lesbian. This place is SUPER queer friendly, I don't even know why it's not recommended for queer people, all the girls where nice despite my social anxiety kicking in high gear. There was one girl that I talked with, Lexi, she was great! She was just too busy for my lap dance, but that's ok, there's always next time. The one who I did get a dance from, Monty. She was also great for a first time lap dance. Very straight to the point, was able to make the night more exciting for me. I don't understand the racist comments when half the dancers are black, and so are the clients? You probably started something, just to review bomb it. Everything was literally perfect despite my Gay Panicking lol.

LESBIANS AND FELLOW SAPPHICS! THIS IS THE PLACE TO GO TOO IF YOUR LOOKING FOR GENTLE WOMEN! These women rock, I just wish I had more tip money to give😂! I also appreciate the fact that the smoking area, ALLOWS WEED!? My stepmom was shocked! Will definitely be coming back some more. I have zero complaints, my birthday was a blast, and I got exactly what...

We were their recently with a few buddies for his bachelor party. I was a little surprised we were charged a cover charge since their was 8 of us and we reserved 4 tables. At any rate the waitresses were by far in my opinion the most pretty woman in the club. Of the 12-15 dancers maybe 2-3 were what I considered attractive. With that being said 2 of the less attractive girls really put on a great show with acrobatics on the stag. Drinks seemed watered down. Our man of the night could not even get drunk after having 20 plus drinks of hard alcohol which is disheartening to say the least. The food is decent and at a reasonable price.. About 75% of the girls dancing looked like they would be standing outside Giant Tiger begging during the day. Just plain gnarly looking & on a prime night with UFC #200 on the big screen you would think their top notch talent would be working. I guess the only advice I could give would be to stick with the bottled beer at least it cannot be watered down. Our 4 tables easily dropped $2500 on food, alcohol and the majority of it spent on dances. I do appreciate having a covered smoking section as it kept us out of the rain. More bouncers should be hired because the place was packed and seemed very understaffed when it...

We mostly have the habit to go to pigale because it's closer for us and the girls are amongst the prettiest over all the clubs i went. On top of that, last time I went to nuden (about 6-8 yrs ago), it was pretty trashy.

BUT! But, we went back to nuden for the dwarf toss contest AND i was very surprised by the change. It looked a lot better. Although, the girls were definitely fewer and I'd say not as pretty (imo, i know it's subjective, and the standard we're use to is high), the girls shows were mostly way better and entertaining. Burlesque, Flame and swords manipulation, acrobatics... these words don't do justice on how high the dance quality was for some of the girls. definitely never seen something like that at pigale, ever. Don't know if it's always like that, but tonight was very impressive and i saw couple thematic nights advertised.

Staff was friendly and many were fluently bilangual. The girls were definitely not as aggressive for drinks and CR as it is at pigale, and it's very pleasant.

It's "only" one experience, but it definitely changed my view on this...