Shawarma Hub — Restaurant in Waterloo

If your goal for the day is to shred your stomach lining in the most horrific way possible, then look no further. Shawarma Hub will not only assault your tongue in such a way that it will shrivel up and cease to exist, but it will reign an attack on your bowels that will have you hovering near a toilet for the rest of the week. I have ordered twice from this offence on shawarma itself; once was a half and half box of fries and rice, and another time was a box of shawarma fries. Their special ingredient in their food must be a serving of hatred and food poisoning, because the two times I ate from this place both left me incapacitated for the day, hobbling off for my next lecture as I desperately prayed for the future me to understand the consequences...

I think this might go down as the most treacherous scheme of false-advertisement that I will experience in my life. This was equivalent to going to a pizza place, asking for a large with pepperoni, and receiving an untoasted stale bagel with expired strawberry jelly and acne shavings sprinkled on top. If one could die from horrific assaults on their taste-buds, from the garlic sauce alone I would have died 1000 rancid deaths. I will give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that what they gave me must have...

Shawarma Hub: where taste buds go to die a slow, agonizing death. The shawarma resembled cardboard soaked in despair, the veggies were on their last legs, and the service was like being served by robots with malfunctioning circuits. It's a gastronomic nightmare that even horror movie villains wouldn't subject their victims to. Avoid at all costs unless you have a morbid curiosity for culinary...