If disappointment had a storefront, it would be this CafĂŠ. Honestly, my friendâs grandmaâs laugh which sounds like a dying car engine on a cold winter morning is a thousand times more appetizing than anything served here.
The moment I walked in, I couldnât tell if they were aiming for ârusticâ or âabandoned warehouse,â but they missed both and landed somewhere around âcrime scene.â The smell? A delicate blend of burnt toast, sadness, and cleaning supplies they clearly gave up using halfway through.
I ordered something simple, thinking âhow bad could it be?â The answer: bad enough that I started checking if my life insurance was up to date. The food came out looking like it had lost a fight with a microwave â cold in some places, suspiciously hot in others. Every bite was a gamble, and I lost every time.
The service? Imagine someone doing community service hours under protest â that level of enthusiasm. When I asked for a recommendation, the waitress just sighed like she was reliving every bad decision that led her to that moment.
Overall, eating here was like sitting through my friendâs grandmaâs laugh â but in slow motion, with added food poisoning potential. 0/5. I wouldnât even wish this place on my...
   Read moreI want to express my gratitude for providing such an excellent space for remote work. Your cafÊ has become my go-to spot for productive work sessions, and I look forward to continuing to be a regular customer, The availability of power outlets, Wi-Fi, and ample seating options with varying levels of privacy make it convenient for individuals like me who require a productive workspace outside of their...
   Read moreWhen I visited the cafe it was empty maybe because of time but my expectations for food became low but it was very surprising. The food is really good here. The veg momo and spring roll was really tasty. However the burger was a little disappointing. But overall it's a nice cafe to have good vegetarian snacks. Good for small celebrations...
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