The Pancetta con salsa cinese is a beautiful gift, but it's not a gift without consequences.
Now, I usually have a stomach of steel, but on this particular day watching Juventus-PSV on my phone at the table, my stomach had clearly decided to embark on its own little adventure. I was about halfway through the dish, slurping up the sauce ike there was no tomorrow, when I felt it. A little rumble. A harmless, innocent rumble... but oh no, it was the precursor to something more sinister.
I attempted to ignore it. I mean, I was in a restaurant, surrounded by people, with a bowl of deliciousness in front of me. But then, it happened. The first fart.
It wasn’t a loud one. In fact, it was almost the opposite—sneaky. Just a tiny puff of air, barely detectable to the human ear. But I knew. I knew it was only the beginning. I quickly glanced around, hoping no one had noticed. Phew, no one seemed to care, and the man at the table next to me was too engrossed in his sizzling duck to hear anything.
I cautiously returned to my Pancetta con salsa cinese, trying to maintain some semblance of grace, but the pancetta sauce was working its magic in a way I had not anticipated. With every forkful, I felt another rumble. The chinese spices were getting revenge for all the years I’d taken them for granted.
By the time I was nearing the bottom of the plate it was as if I had entered a one-man orchestra of flatulence. Each bite seemed to trigger a different tone, like a symphony of farts. Squeaky, whistling, grumbling, and, at one point, something I can only describe as a sad trombone sound. I couldn't help but let out a giggle at my own expense.
But then came the biggest challenge of all. As I reached the end of my meal, the final fart was inevitable. The absolute crescendo of my digestive drama. It felt like the entire restaurant held its breath as I let out what could only be described as a "catastrophic event" from my body.
I froze.
For a moment, it seemed like time stopped. The man with the sizzling duck glanced over at me, his eyes wide. I could see his brain working overtime, processing what had just happened.
Ravioli Liu is a beautiful place, but a place now filled with my gasses. It's been 20 minutes since I left, and I can't stop farting - but I give 5 stars for the amazing food and...
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