Do you like diarrhea? If so, this is the place for you. Before serving the burgers, they coat them in a tasty intestinal lube known as "way too much grease," and serve them to unsuspecting Americans thinking they're getting a safe, tasty burger. After consuming these bowel bombs, luckily from the safety of my own home, I felt my stomach breakdance and I started to sweat profusely. After a few hours I felt them zip lining through my insides and forming up a breaching party... Right up against my rectum. I barely made it to the toilet as a released the hounds, being slightly lifted off the pot with the force of the mass exodus. I think one of them even threw a flash bang. After voiding my colon, I sat there, sweaty and deranged, and I swear I could hear the machine spirit of the bidet cursing me in binary. I flushed that unholy mess, twice, three times, until all that was left was the unholy reek of the discharge; the burger's final vengeance. I will never eat at this, or any other Mos Burger ever again, unless I need an emergency colonoscopy and need to completely empty my bowels in a few hours. I would recommend this place to Isis and Kim Jong Il. Anyone else, I beg you...
Read moreGood, good hamburger diner, clean and stable taste. Many parking space. Newspaper and some magazines are available.
taste 4 facility atmosphere 4 service 3+ skill classification...
Read more最近は私自身も歳を重ねたのか若い子がレジなどをしているとどうしても対応をみてしまう…
そんな中、10代後半〜20代前半のお兄さんがレジで不安だったのですがこちらが分からない事などを質問しても的確に分かりやすい声のボリュームで伝えて頂き、感動‼︎ 注文後も私が席だけ取ってお手洗いに行っていると(1人で来店の為ハンカチ等置いてました)注文された物がテーブルにまだ置かれてなく、 忙しいからまだまだかなぁ〜と思っていたら、まさかの‼︎私待ち‼︎笑 私が席に着いたのを見計らって持ってきてくださいました。 なんて素敵なのでしょうか…ありがとうございます♪ ...
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