Burger King Linwood — Restaurant in Christchurch

As I begin my drive down the drive thru to place my order, the smell of freshly made burgers wafts out an open window. I am greeted by a vast array of delicious burgers as I pull up to the menu. So many options to choose from! Should I go with the classic Flame Grilled Beef Burgers? Should I try out the innovative Rebel Patty range? Maybe go with the budget friendly Flamin’ good deals? Even the tantalising range of deserts and sides keeps me scratching my head. I drive up to the speaker, a soothing voice speaks out to me asking what I would like. The young man taking my order does it with such professionalism, that he made doctors look like peasants. When it's my turn to take the payment, I briskly whisk out my card and slam it onto the card reader. Accepted, I breathe a sigh of relief as I somehow manage to afford this exquisite meal despite my $30,000 in credit card debt. In only a fleeting moment, the lustful young man at the drive thru hands me the brown paper bag. I do a donut in the drive thru just to express my pure joy, before I hoon down Linwood Ave at 132kph to my shack to have this delectable meal. I light the candles in my shack just for this special moment. The burger glows in my dark shack as I take it out of the bag. I do not hesitate as I dig into the burger, letting the creamy mayo moisturise my lips. The flame grilled horse patty that I ordered is carefully refined, because the well marinated horse meat soaks in the smokey flavour from the grill so well. The accompanying lettuce and tomato carefully balance out the flavour of the burger, giving it a nuanced taste. I quickly move onto the sides, grabbing the golden chips by the handful and stuffing them into my mouth. Moving on to the dessert, the sugar kicks in instantly and sends joy throughout my body from the head to toe. Giggity giggity!!! I am now collapsed on the floor, enjoying the wonderful after effects of the meal as I write my review. I don’t know how much longer I can last until I become unconscious, but I will make sure to visit BK Linwood again.

420/10...

BK Linwood is a fantastic option for people on a diet. The 20-30 minute wait before even getting to place your order really makes you think about your life choices. If you manage to wait it out in the drive through, you would probably have lost a good 3kg getting microwaved by the sun so you can order guilt free.

That said, there is a good chance that you will end up getting in some bonus exercise by needing to park your car and go instore to either pay because the EFTPOS has gone down in the drive through (again), or you need to collect the other half of your food they forgot to put in.

If you aren't worried about your diet, I would recommend going to the McDonalds across the road to stock up on food and drink before getting into the BK drive through queue to prevent the risk of starving to death waiting for service.

Remember kids, if you are planning a trip to BK linwood, tell your friends or a loved one where you are going so they know where to look when you don't come home at night.

Best feature of this BK is gap in the drive through that allows you to escape should the BK close in the time it takes you to place your order and get to the payment...

The two young lady’s on drive thru were really nice and super helpful! We placed a order and it was wrong, no ones fault at all it happens sometimes, so we went back threw the drive thru and let them know, the young lady’s were really nice about it, but then the manager came over and was really rude to the young worker, there is absolutely no reason to speak to your staff the way she did, you should definitely reconsider your management and the lady not only rude to her staff but also started raising her voice when I was trying to tell her that a item she wanted to give me wasn’t a part of our order, witch I would understand if we were rude about it but we were really nice and understanding! Your young staff definitely deserve to have a manager that isn’t so disrespectful and rude, a positive work place is important and that manager was definitely not making it a positive work place! Really disgusting that your senior staff would act that way! Thank you to the young staff who were amazing despite the way they were being treated by the manager, would of been a 5 star if it wasn’t for the...