La Perla Negra. Beach Bar. — Restaurant in Cullera

If you don’t want to split your evening, don’t go to this place. One star is even too much for this place. First we ordered strawberry daikiri, beer and nachos. But the waiter told us that the kitchen was closed and only drinks were possible. Okay. Sokoto came in a martini glass half the size that was on the photos and honestly very poor quality. 20 min later a couple near us ordered strawberry sokoto and they got it is twice bigger glass when we asked the waiter why the answer was that these people were VIP. We got silent out of a shock. And when 5 min later the couple on the other side who came later then us got their potato’s bravas, we called their waitress who was serving then and asked if we could order nachos and….. she said yes!!!!! Double shock. When we explained that 30 min later another waiter told us that the kitchen was closed, she tried to invent some excuse, a lie that these people pre ordered their food an hour ago ( and she forgot that she was ready to take our order with nachos)! This way the last drop. The evening was spoilt. THIS CAFE DOENT RESPECT GUESTS, PREPARES POOR QUALITY COCKTAILS AND LIES! Hope the management...

Absolutely terrible experience. The food is a disaster, the dance music completely inappropriate, it’s too expensive, you need to pay every time you order something but what’s really killing this place is the service, which was beyond atrocious. Their Google Maps listing showed them open till 20:30, yet there we were at 20:10, music abruptly cut off and being aggressively rushed out before 20:20 without even a chance to finish your drink. Dare to say something about it? Brace yourself for an onslaught of incredibly rude backlash and when you point them on their own closing times you’re being told that this means that that’s the time the manager is leaving. Such potential, utterly wasted on a horrendously bad...

It changed... Was there 1 year ago, it was amazing. Came back this year almsot especially to spend a full day (it was advertised on their page they come back from holidays with new things). Well... The new thing was "no food today", a broken saucer, and no umbrella for me (at least not open while other two groups had it open). Also, before there was an attention to the play list... Today was radio tunes that you already hear all day long.

Sorry for the bad review, but I was so happy to come back (came from France almost especially for this). I arrived during their holiday and waited 5 days only to have a very disappointing experience. I will maybe change the rating... If I find the strength to...