Andarife Gastrobar — Restaurant in Los Realejos

just... don't go there

edit: if the owner wishes, here is a detailed review:

the food was awful. not average, not even bad. it was difficult to eat. everything was sinking in salt and tasted like it was bought from a supermarket and microwaved. I can't say much about the taste, since all I could taste was the layers and layers of salt.

the service was annoying. approaching in spite of us clearly not being ready just to say something under his nose and go back. later, after we ate... or at least tried to eat the food, he ignored the cutlery gestures suggesting we had an awful time and tried convincing us to buy dessert.

if you want to eat something, I truly believe you would be better off eating the grass next to the building. at least you won't...

Tried it yesterday by exident exactly at their opening time. Even if it was completely empty and only one table was prepared with an reservation sign it wasn't possible to get a table except the ugly one directly at the open door (it was cold, windy and raining outside). The waiter seemed to be unhappy that we would block the table for two of us (only tables for 4 persons...) and was absolutely unmotivated to rethink so we left for a better choice! For us it's not only the food that counts, also the way the service treats the guests should be...

Nada más llegar, te apuran a pedir porque va a cerrar la cocina, aunque llegues 45 minutos antes de la hora de cierre. El baño tan pequeño que tienes que entrar de perfil. La comida bien de sabor , pero son tacaños poniendo comida. El pan solo , sin mantequilla ni alioli. Botella plástica de agua ...casi 3 euros...estamos locos o qué ? Croquetas caras para lo diminutas que son , nos dijeron que eran de jamón y sabían a queso. Ensaladilla sin nada , sólo papas y mayonesa. Los huevos rotos...10 eurazos por una ración ridícula con dos rodajitas de chorizo y un trocito de jamón serrano. Los calamares buenos , pero contados y eso que era 1 ración , no me quiero imaginar cómo sería la 1/2 ración. Para colmo , el camarero de gafas que nos atendió parecía que nos estaba haciendo un favor, además , un enteradillo , queriendo hacerse el graciosete con comentarios que no venían a cuento y mirando cada poco el reloj y poniendo mala cara a los clientes que llegaban cuando aún faltaba 1/ 2 hora para cerrar el restaurante. En fin , ni vuelvo , ni lo recomiendo... muy cerca hay...