常常好食｜地中海機能餐 ｜地中海飲食 健康餐午晚餐 輕食下午茶 ｜飲食計畫 — Restaurant in Taipei

bearing in mind it was lunch

was preceded by Foodpanda pickup followed by Lalamove (big order -- 6 meals) & ubiquitous Uber + an assortment of flipflopped locals who breezed in, grabbed a couple of pre-mades & waved off cutlery with a shake off the head

the place was bumping

everyone hooked on healthy -- hopped on the electric bandwagon

note the groceries, the healthy eating monthly food journal & plan in booklet form with a plug for yoga place

note the monitor to silently hype you & temper your expectations

note the monthly healthy eating / cooking book at 1/2 price

& this is but the prologue

we haven't even gotten to the artery-lovers -- the stars of this Bento & Smoothie show :

the protein -- for the bro the bruh the bruv looking to make gains the right way

the greens -- for the people who want to poop

the fruit -- for the meal in a cup or that little kick i like at end of meal

not terribly famished -- hadn't biked (cool bike shop round the corner) hadn't gymed (cool gym round the corner)

so i tomato 🍅 cheese 🧀 salad 🥗 my way to the cash adding in the berry smoothie 🥤 though did not need cause the greens were fresh as can be (but not soggy so were well-spun before packaging -- & not a blemish, not a rot, not a molecule that wasn't a green) & bursting with that which gives life 💧

it's easy to see why regulars would swing by ponder not a whit swipe a few salads & bolt

excellent quality control healthy to please a gym rat or a health nut

& tasty tomato & cheese both delivered & the dressing (1 of 4) was pleasing & adding without overwhelming

chicken have it your way of 4 ways healthy

cheerful staff who expedite from an efficient work flow

no bump or hiccup on the line -- even when busy

it's so much better than Subway -- that Jared debacle & least healthy (among subs) & least profitable of chains (cheap to start, doesn't make a cent -- go watch Last Week Tonight on this)

instead invest in oft oft good eats

& diet & train with their meal preps

get this delivered to your quarantine suite -- for i swear the Lalamove guy gave off i'm grabbing meals for inmates vibe

who the heck uses Lalamove ?

quarantine hotels i bet

well anyway the nightmare -- the stagnation almost over

prez tsai beaming says : masks off, borders open this summer

this was all such a silly exercise -- rehearsal so it seems for when a real pandemic hits, right ?

cause i wasn't scared not for a moment nor a hair on my chinny chin chin

vaccine ?

just eat right trust the immunity built in

eat often at oft oft (or o-o good eats)

tMac 🥗

that old seemed pretty sprightly in his gym tee

delivery drivers should definitely switch to meal preps

youbike...

This was to be honest the worst dining experience I’ve had on my trip in Taipei. It looked promising and they tried in many ways, but nevertheless it was disappointing.

To start, the ordering and paying system is not clear. We ordered on our phones but then it said to pay at the desk, and they directed us to the phone again. Once paid and seated, they came back to say that they did not have some of the food we ordered, but they offered some replacement ingredients.

In the end, the food was cold and tasteless, the meat was not heated up properly and rubbery. The smoothies were completely watered down.

The atmosphere was not so cozy, staff and delivery people walking in and out and the waiters seem too young to take their jobs seriously.

I came here hoping to eat a fresh, healthy and nutritious meal, but left...

Very poor service and ill attitude. Disrespectful and non-communicable owner. The owner gave off a very arrogant attitude and the energy is just off. It was not just that the food is very bad and the portion is extremely small, when you have questions about the bad food you ordered, the way the responded makes you feel they think you are the originator of the problems. It’s not just how they you feel the meal is definitely overpriced, you also walk out feeling your dignity is ripped off. It was honestly my worst shopping experience in Taipei and def ranked my the worst customer experience globally… never experienced any customer interaction this horrible. This was my very first one-star...