If you're ever in the mood to pay luxury prices for prison-grade slop, then congratulationsâBurger King has you right where they want you. Welcome to the land of the Captive Market, where choice is a myth and quality died years ago behind the deep-fat fryer.
Standard of Food: Industrial-Strength Offal The foodâif weâre being generous enough to call it thatâarrives with all the visual charm of a crime scene. Soggy buns that look like they lost the will to live halfway through the toaster. Meat? A mystery. It oozes grease like a diseased lung and tastes like the ashes of a BBQ held in a scrapyard.
Staff Attitude: Couldnât-Care-Less-on-Toast Approach the counter and youâre met with the blank, dead-eyed stare of someone whoâs clearly seen too much⌠or just doesnât give a toss. Smile? Nope. Basic manners? Nah. Get your order right? Donât push your luck. You get the distinct impression that asking for napkins is one request away from starting an international incident.
Hygiene: Bring Your Own Hazmat Suit The place is a biohazard masquerading as a restaurant. Floors sticky enough to claim shoes. Tables wiped down with what smells suspiciously like mop water. You donât walk out feeling fullâyou walk out wondering if your last tetanus shot is still in date.
Value for Money: Ransom-Level Pricing for Regret Here's the kicker: they charge a fortune for this. Youâre not just being overcharged, youâre being mugged with condiments. A âmeal dealâ will run you more than a decent takeaway, and leave you wondering where your self-respect went. Thatâs not a Whopperâitâs a wallet assassination with extra fries.
Verdict: The Only Thing Kingly Here Is the Audacity Burger King in this form is an insult to fast food, customer service, and your digestive system. Itâs the culinary equivalent of a broken promise wrapped in a grease-stained napkin. Avoid it like a gas station sushi stand.
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   Read moreI really don't like giving bad reviews but this was an exception. I know its only burger King,but we were coming back from a festival where all the food we had was amazing and hot. When we arrived at burger king they were not busy about 3 people in line. The point I wanted to make is it took a good 15 minutes for our food which is not a problem because you could see them making it. So you would expect everything to be hot not lukewarm, they may have so faulty machines đ¤ the chesse slice didn't even slightly melt đ¤. As I said we have just been to a festival and all the food we had was top notch đ For 2 burgers at burger King nearly ÂŁ25, if it was ok I'm not bothered about price but this just took the biscuit !!! Sort it out burger King...
   Read moreBrilliant service,smile on my face even when Iâm just driving past because of the good experiences Iâve had every. Time.
My go to is the vegan royal with a side of vegan nuggets served with a smile.
Ive always stopped there-whether itâs been after a bad job interview,a good day,a bad day or when Iâm in a mood for a fat scran and the manager and team always go above and beyond.
Place is clean and tidy feel like I could eat my food off the counter top haha (I wouldnât though).
Keep up the good work,would definitely recommend going there over all the other stations as itâs well kept,organised and efficent.
Theyâve never let me down and always come through....
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