Ali's Kebab House — Restaurant in England

I expected this place to be sub-poor based on its crude sign and awful interior design. It's the type of place that you see rats packing up their personal belongings and moving home to something a bit more hygienic (like a sewer).

So I ordered a double cheese burger and chips with also a side portion of extra chips and a Coke. This came to about £4, so I assumed the meat would be primarily horse eyelids and lips. My burger came with no chips and no cheese so was essentially just 2 burgers in a bun.

My favourite part of the experience was when I asked for mint sauce on my chips and the man looked at me and covered them with extra hot chilli sauce. I then said "is that mint sauce?" And he just poured more of the extra hot chilli hot sauce onto my chips.

I then said (light heartedly) "you're heart's not in this is it?" To which the man did not respond, I then looked down at my burger and saw a hair poking out of it and added "ahhh but one of your pubes is I see..." Again the man did not respond.

Not only do I think I definitely now have food poisoning and wheels desease, but I've also realised that anther that sells a 10 inch pizza for £2 is not to be trusted.

Just to list some of their prices; 6 inch pizza, £1.20 10 inch pizza, £2 -single cheese burger, £1.25 -fries, £1 -cheesy fries, burger and can meal, £4.50

Can I also add that non of these costs actually matter and the signs are irrelevant as information guides as when you tell them your order they simply guess a random cost that may or may not be close to what you've actually ordered.

The staff was rude, the food was dangerous and potentially poisonous and then establishment itself looks like it's survived countless bombings.

Can I also add I didn't once see a health rating sign (not that I'm surprised as they would definitely get a 0) but just want to point out that they're currently actually not even good enough for a zero.

Do not go to this place unless you're dying of hunger...and want the pain to be...

Ordered a medium pizza and a large cheesy chips online and it came to £11.37 was surprised that there was no minimum order for delivery and so carried on and ordered. Got a phone call from a guy at the shop saying i will have to pay an extra £6 for it to be delivered, to the driver. I said yes and put the phone down only to realise that I’m wasting the money and so called them back and specifically asked for it to be changed to a large so that I wouldn’t be wasting an extra £6 and he said yes okay. It came late and when it did the pizza was a medium, and revived incorrect change. Was very mad that I paid £18 for a medium pizza and large cheesy chips but sat down to eat it. The pizza was the worst food I’ve ever had in my life and I barley finished one slice, Chips tasted frozen and the cheese tasted like plastic. It’s all in the bin and I will never ever be ordering from them again. The food and service is disgusting here you might as well buy a frozen one for £4 at Tesco’s tastes better...

Daughter ordered through food hub, order was set at a time to be delivered when she finished work. First mistake they delivered 3 hours too early she was still at work, so clearly they don’t know how to tell the time. They then show up at the right time to deliver wrong order, she calls to explain they put phone down multiple times until she calls on another number. Explains it’s wrong and and confirm what it should be after rude attitude from staff member, they do an exchange for what’s supposed to be what she wanted. Exchange is done, but yet again not what she asked for,good job she don’t have allergies. Call them up again to explain it’s wrong again only to be met with a rude manager, who don’t let you talk just talks over you then hangs up. So my advice stay well clear, and order from somewhere that appreciates...