Tasty Kebab & Pizza House — Restaurant in London

I stumbled upon Tasty Kebab & Pizza House, hoping to satisfy my hunger, but boy was I in for a ride – and not the fun roller coaster kind. The place is as clean as a pigsty during a mud wrestling match. I swear, I saw dust bunnies tap dancing on the counter.

And let's talk about the food, shall we? If disappointment had a flavor, it would be their kebabs and pizzas. The pizza was so greasy, I could've used it to lubricate my bike chain. And the kebabs? Well, let's just say they left my taste buds contemplating early retirement.

But the real kicker? I had the pleasure of experiencing the digestive roller coaster for the next two days. Yep, you guessed it – a wild ride of diarrhea that made me rethink every life decision I've ever made, including walking into that culinary catastrophe.

If the Food Standards Agency ever graced Tasty Kebab & Pizza House with their presence, they wouldn't just shut it down; they'd probably slap a hazmat suit on it and quarantine the entire block.

Do yourself a favor and steer clear unless you're looking to test your limits of...

I ordered 2 15in pizzas The meat feast it was really tasty, as dor the Seaford it was disappointing, I had added some extras but wen the pizza arrived my extras like,olives,jalapeños, prawns and anchovies were not on the pizza. I called the shop up and spoke to a really nice manager who offered to send me the pizza I had paid for with the extra topping for free, and got it delivered for free. Thats what I call excellent customer service. Food was hot when it arrived and was very tasty. Definitely one to look and book if your looking for a good pizza and...

I had called for a phone order bear in mind I have autism and adhd so I don’t like waiting .

He told me it will take 10 min to be ready so I came after 15 min and he said he never started the order because he was busy ??? Why would you tell me 10 and it will be ready . Then the other guy was saying they didn’t make it as people call up and not show up but why would they still take my order expecting I will wait when I get there I made a telephone order on purpose so I...