Oriental Buffet — Restaurant in Northern Ireland

Currently lying in A&E with what doctors are calling a “catastrophic multi-organ buffet failure.” My liver’s confused, my stomach’s in therapy, and my intestines have started a support group.

But let me be clear: the food was moderate. Not great. Not awful. Just gloriously, beautifully average.

I had six plates of warm-ish beige — slightly cold curry, noodles with the texture of damp rope, and a lasagna that tasted like ambition but not quite effort.

And yet… I’ve never felt more alive.

Was it worth it? 100%. Would I do it again? No. But also...

The food was alright although I had the salt and chilli chicken and some chicken was pink.. put me off. I was also annoyed that they only had TWO high chairs in the whole restaurant and was unable to provide high chairs for my daughters so my daughters had to sit on our knees. I do believe if you’re going to have a restaurant , especially with the prices that are charged you could at-least have a few more high chairs instead of only having two.

Really don’t think I will ever be back, the experience just wasn’t...

Absaloutely beautiful place, personal favourite is the black pepper beef, with rice and the noodles, beautiful. Lovely architecture, brilliant choices of ice-cream and dessert. Staff are the nicest people ever and can not do enough, so kind, they check up on you and everything, if they are short on certain foods but are always willing to cook it fresh if asked. So kind and brilliant for all ages, easily one of the best places I've been to, family's favourite...