Pizzariach — Restaurant in Scotland

Initially we tried to phone to place an order, they absolutely do not answer the phone. It was a Wednesday night and quite a few places were closed, so we decided to drive in to town to order.

We ordered the family meal deal. There was a 35 minute wait, not ideal, but we popped in to the co-op then sat in the car for a while.

They managed to forget the coleslaw (the only thing that I, personally wanted from the meal deal) and despite being told twice that we wanted four cokes, they put two cokes and two diet cokes in 🙄. Unfortunately we did not notice this until we got back to where we were staying.

The pizzas were greasy, tasteless and rather chewy, the kind of texture you get if you microwave day old pizza. The chips were incredibly salty. The kids seemed to like them but I found them completely inedible.

I tried calling them, but you guessed it, no answer. It just rang out. Given it took almost twenty minutes to get there, another 40 minute round trip to get the missing homemade coleslaw wasn't worth it. Considering they don't know how to make pizza and can't get an order right, I probably wasn't missing much.

In case you hadn't figured it out, I categorically do not recommend this place. The pizzas are substandard, the chips have more salt than the Atlantic, they don't know how a phone works and they can't manage a simple order. When I arrived, there was a painted notice that states "hunger is the best sauce in the world". I guess that ought to have been a warning that you have to be absolutely ravenous to stomach their food.

There is a place called Cheese and Tomatin not too far away, do yourself a favour and go there instead. The pizzas...

Stopped off for pizza at Pizzariach for dinner. It’s situated within a housing estate with easy access and plenty of parking. We were surprised that the prices were so high for a little local takeaway and feel sorry for the locals if they pay tourist prices (which I hope they don’t). There aren’t many alternatives and the top rated alternative looks lovely but even pricier. There is some seating inside but no one dining there and it’s much more of a takeaway place. It’s attractive looking, clean and the staff were friendly but the pizzas were disappointing.. they lacked taste in both the base and the sauce. Sadly we were left wishing we had stuck to our home...

The 9 inch pizza I got was the smallest 9 inch pizza I've ever see called a "wee one". At £9.25 for the Margerita it's a total rip off!!! I asked to see box sizes before I chose 9 inch and wasn't told it wouldn't actually fill the 9 inch box. Disgusting ripping off customers like this. The service was nothing special and she should have told me this before I ordered and paid. Gave me a buzzing thing of sorts and had to ask what to do with it. She never said a word. No atmosphere as was just waiting for my very disappointing take away. Won't be back and would not recommend to anyone who's...