The Hideaway Cafe — Restaurant in Scotland

So I’m chillin in here, today 13th of April, minding ma own biz, when a woman starts bumping her gums. She’s basically wanting to change up the menu to suit. Best of it is it’s for the pal. The pal who couldnae speak up for hersel. Just leave it Karen, Natasha wisnae wantin you to interfere in here touchy dietary requirements. She wiz gonae just choose something in the menu all on her lonesome, like all adults can, unless they have special needs. But Karen, Natasha didnae hae special needs did she? You just wanted to show you were a dominant confidant woman who always gets what she wants. Poor David, I feel for him. What did he marry into? That’s another story for another day. Good luck though Dave, I’m here if you need me. Back to Natasha, now. You never got your way, did you? You were essentially given your marching orders and back to your pal you went with your tail between your legs. You delivered the bad news to Tasha and chose to leave. But poor Rachel, Rachel just wanted a brekkie and you and Tasha made it all go Pete tong and well……. You ruined my earl grey tea. I was quite relaxed. I was reading 50 shades of grey and drinking 50 shades of it too. But having to listen to your quite ridiculous demands, regarding Tasha reintegrating certain food into her diet, ruined my morning. Bloody Nora, you just cannae go anywhere anymore without you all bumping yer gums together. Gie the rest of us piece. We shouldn’t have to listen to your moans and groans Karen, grow up and let Tasha talk for herself next time you’ll probably find that her dietary requirements were just not that important to...

I had an a avocado bagel with a side of halloumi and my friend had smoked salmon bagel and 2 oat milk lattes. The food was fantastic. Alot of time you get half an avocado when you order output this was a full one and its was seasoned perfectly, the halloumi was freshly fried and delicious. My friend loved her bagel too. We went on a Friday morning around 9.30 so it was super quiet but a relief to find after entering and existing 3 pretentious places on the main street. The hideaway was a welcomed find and zinwoupd highly recommend. Our server was very friendly, we just had 1 hiccup which was when she had rung it through the till she had added an extra breakfast on. We didn't notice until we left so popped back in and another several refunded us but that aspect of service wasn't great. I dont mind the error, these things happen, but there was no acknowledgement or apology. She just looked at her screen and handed cash back. It was just a bit off. But the rest if the experience was lovely and the food in particular will definitely go back and would recommend but u would make a note to friends to...

No suggestion was made for you to leave MJ you decided that all by yourself when you decided to tell us how wonderful else where was to which I replied - why not go there then and that suggestion was only made after you decided all by yourself you would never be back.! When you write a review MJ stick to the facts do not elaborate the truth to suit yourself. You returned an item you did not like and took a strop when you had to pay for it. Like I told you yesterday I hope you have a great rest of the day and keep enjoying other eateries who I have no doubt in my mind know exactly what you are about. Ps this is 2024 this industry will not tolerate your extremely backward mentality. All the best MJ. Oh lastly how can you be allergic to cows but still drink...