Poppins Portswood — Restaurant in Southampton

(POPPIN'S CAFE)

ON PORTSWOOD HIGHSTREET SOUTHAMPTON

A BRIGHT 'N' FRIENDLY PLACE TO EAT & DRINK

NOT YOUR REGULAR GREASY SPOON!

OH! NO'

THIS ONE SERVES UP A DOUBLE DOLUP' OF INSTANT MASH!!

OH! HOW I' HATE" INSTANT MASH YEAH!

THE SAME YUCK" THAT YA' MUM DISHED UP ON A COLD MID 70'S EVENING!!

DON'T GET ME WRONG I LOVED MY MUM"

AND YES I KNOW" THEIR WASN'T MUCH CHOICE DURING A DEPRESSING PERIOD' OF POWER CUTS & STRIKES.

AND SO' SHE WENT WITH WHAT SHE HAD AT THE TIME!

BUT THIS IS' 2022

YES THAT'S RIGHT!

THE 1ST JAN 2022

AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DISH UP REAL "POTATOE MASH"

SHAME ON YOU..

IF YOU CAN'T DISH UP!

REAL POTATOE MASH" THEN DON'T BOTHER AT ALL!

I EAT BETTER FOOD JUST A MILE AWAY FROM YOUR CAFE

AND YES IT'S REAL POTATOE MASH OR' BOILED POTATOES AND FRESH VEGETABLES.

AND NOT BAD FOR AROUND A FIVER!

SO' PULL YOUR SOCKS UP!

AND DISH UP SOME REAL...

This cafe is one of the best around Southampton, the customer service is impeccable and so is the food. There is always an upbeat atmosphere when I go in, the food is always prompt and hot. The music playing is a good selection of trending and at a right volume level which I enjoy greatly. The milkshakes here are to die for honestly. The manager of the store is really friendly and always remembers people’s names and orders of regulars which I think is so cute, I’ve often seen him dancing with customers too it’s so sweet. I’ve been coming here since I was a child and the service and quality of food has...

I attended this place. To be dished up burnt stale eggs, my black pudding was tortured. So burnt it was just crumbling into my plate. My sausages was rock solid. Had a hard time putting a knife through them. When I expressed my concerns with the staff. They was gormless and ignorant. Not willing to help or resolve the issue so had to stand up and leave. This place has no respect. Has gone completely down hill and lost there respect for customers. Defiantly do not recommend attended this cafe. It will ruin...