Would give zero stars if I couldâno, actually, scratch thatâIâd give minus ten if the system would let me. Because thatâs how far into the negative this experience went. I donât know whatâs going on at The Ancient Borough Arms, but itâs like theyâre actively trying to be the worst pub in Pontefract. And somehow, theyâre succeeding. Spectacularly.
From the second we walked in, I got a bad feelingâand unfortunately, every part of the visit confirmed it. I genuinely can not overstate how miserable, embarrassing, and downright infuriating this place is. Itâs not just bad. Itâs aggressively awful. Itâs like they looked at every possible thing that could make a pub experience enjoyable and decided to do the complete opposite out of spite.
Letâs talk about the staff. The single worst part of the entire ordeal. I donât know whoâs hiring or training them, but based on the behaviour we experienced, it must involve handing out contracts to anyone who can scowl and grunt. Iâve never encountered a team so openly rude, cold, and condescending. And not just in a âbad dayâ kind of wayâno, this was an ingrained, baked-in hostility. Like theyâd been rehearsing how to speak to paying customers like garbage.
I went to sit down at a tableâtight space, nothing newâand while sliding onto the bench, I gently, and I mean GENTLY, tapped the edge of the table next to us with my leg. Immediately apologised. No one at the other table even reacted. But oh, the staff did. One of them made a point of walking over and, in the most eye-rollingly patronising tone, gave me a warning like I was some drunk lout causing trouble. âJust be careful next time,â they said, like Iâd just flipped a table over. The look on their face was pure disgust. For what? For breathing too close to a piece of wood in a place thatâs packed so tight, you can barely lift your arm without elbowing someone? I'd literally sat down with the only beer I'd had all night, so they couldn't even play it off as I was drunk.
Speaking of space: the layout is a joke. Youâd get more personal space in a prison cell. Tables are crammed in like a bad game of Tetris, with no thought to comfort or functionality. Youâre basically forced into strangers' conversations whether you like it or not because thereâs literally no room to exist privately. Forget enjoying your drink. Youâll be too busy trying not to knock over someoneâs pint with your knee.
And while weâre on the subject of drinksâwhat an absolute rip-off. Youâre charged premium prices for pints that arenât even poured properly. Mine was well below the line. I waited, thinking maybe they were going to top it off. They didnât. Just slid it over like thatâs the standard here. And I get it. Mistakes happen. But when I politely asked if it could be filled properly, I got an eye-roll and a sigh like I was asking for gold dust. No apology, no âof course, mateââjust attitude and a silent top-up done with pure resentment. Why even work in hospitality if you clearly despise the very concept of being hospitable?
Thereâs zero atmosphere in the place. Itâs got that tired, unloved feel. Dingy lighting, bland decor, nothing inviting about it. You sit there, cramped and overcharged, being looked at like a nuisance while sipping your sad little pint that cost way more than itâs worth, and you just wonder: why am I here?
And hereâs the kickerâthe part that says it all. Iâd genuinely rather go to Big Fellas than ever step foot in this place again. And thatâs saying something. If you know, you know. The fact that this place is so bad, so deeply unpleasant, that a night at Big Fellas actually sounds betterâthat should be enough to tell you to stay far, far away.
The Ancient Borough Arms isnât just a bad pub. Itâs a masterclass in how to run a hospitality business into the ground. Rude staff, appalling service, insulting prices, and a total lack of charm or soul. Itâs a dump with delusions of grandeur, clinging to some idea that itâs something special when itâs anything but.
Avoid it like the plague. Actually, the plague might...
   Read moreBrilliant Local Spot â Thanks to Cameron & Debbie!
Just had another great evening at the pub, and itâs all thanks to the fantastic hospitality from Camron and Debbie. From the moment you walk in, you're greeted with warm smiles and a welcoming atmosphere that makes it feel like home. Theyâve really created a place where everyone feels like a regular, whether itâs your first visit or your fiftieth.
The drinks are always spot-on, the service is quick, and thereâs a real sense of community that you donât find everywhere. Camron keeps the vibe lively and friendly behind the bar, while Debbie makes sure everything runs smoothly with genuine care and attention to detail.
Whether you're popping in for a quiet pint, catching up with friends, or enjoying one of the themed nights, itâs always a pleasure thanks to the effort these two put in.
Canât recommend this place enoughâcheers to Camron and Debbie for making...
   Read moreVisit this bar almost weekly. Went last night 4 of us (over 65 years) to be stopped at the door by bouncer. Can he look in My bag!!! I said no. I am not having a bag check at my age . Female bouncer then told me to stop shouting at him. Which I wasn't. I said stick your bar and we moved on to another bar. I think at our age we do not pose a threat to anyone. The bouncers need to use common sense in this matter. Other than this if we do get in without being accosted, the bar is great especially the bar lad who sometimes covers as DJ. He is so friendly...
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